Ernest Saves Christmas (1988)

George Kaplan: Mr. Dillis

Quotes 

• Harmony Star : [after Ernest gets fired]  Ernest, it was a dead end job anyway, it's nowhere working for a guy like that.

  Ernest P. Worell : If there hadn't been children present, it might have been a very ugly scene indeed.

  Harmony Star : Why didn't you just tell him you were robbed? This all could have been avoided if you'd just lied!

  Mr. Dillis : [tosses Ernest's tree out of the door after him, knocking him down]  Merry Christmas!

  [laughs sadistically as Ernest lies face down on the pavement] 

  Harmony Star : Ernest, you are in serious need of help.

• Mr. Dillis : You're always pullin' this stuff, Ernest! Knockin' down the meters, giving free rides to every hobo you come across!

  Ernest P. Worell : But Mr. Dillis, this wasn't just some hobo, this guy was different! Call it clairvoyance, call it extra-sensitory perspiration... I just had this hunch!