Ernest Saves Christmas (1988)

Jack Swanson: Businessman

Quotes 

• Santa Claus, aka 'Seth Applegate' : I don't think I've quite got the magic for another trip.

  Businessman : That's how I feel every time they send me to Pittsburgh.

• Businessman : [first lines, at the airport, a businessman meets Santa believing he's a regular person]  First time in Orlando?

  Santa Claus, aka 'Seth Applegate' : Oh, no. I fly in once a year, though I usually come in a different way.

  Businessman : Where are you from?

  Santa Claus, aka 'Seth Applegate' : Oh, up north.

  Businessman : Me, too. Toronto. What line of work are you in?

  Santa Claus, aka 'Seth Applegate' : Toys, mostly.

  Businessman : No fooling. You been in there long?

  Santa Claus, aka 'Seth Applegate' : Longer than you can imagine.

• Businessman : Look I don't care if its Christmas eve , we either settle the deal tonight or not at all its snowing just like back home look its Christmas eve why don't you go home be with your family well settle the deal later and merry Christmas.