Ernest Saves Christmas (1988)

Gailard Sartain: Chuck

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• Chuck : The 24th... That's Christmas Eve! Who in ther right minds would be working on Christmas Eve? I'll tell ya who? WE WHO, that's who? Christmas, Thanksgiving, the Super Bowl - Bobby, if it weren't for us, this airline would NEVER get off the ground!

  Bobby : [a heavy crate tips over, pinning Bobby beneath it]  Ugh!

  Chuck : I guess if you want something done right, you got to do it yourself...

  [tips the crate to look down at Bobby] 

  Chuck : Yo, Bob? Break's over!

  Bobby : [Chuck drops the crate and it crushes Bobby again]  Oooof!

• Ernest P. Worell : Hey! Listen, I gotta get these reindeer down to the children's museumm, like, five minutes ago, you know what I mean?

  Chuck : Elms?

  Ernest P. Worell : No. Ernest.

  Chuck : Your name ain't Elms?

  Ernest P. Worell : No. Ernest.

  Chuck : We're holding these reindeer for a guy named "Helper Elms". Now, we've got some REAL good questions, and he'd better have some REAL good answers.

  Ernest P. Worell : Look, it's a long story, but before I tell you, let me ask you something. Do you believe in Santa Claus?

  Chuck : [eyes the flying reindeer on the ceiling]  Somehow... I knew this question was going to come up.

• Chuck : now look we have ben saving these feles bags for a fellow named helper elves nor we have real good questions and he better have some real good answears