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Jack : Did you hear that?
David : I heard that.
Jack : What was it?
David : Could be a lot of things.
Jack : Yeah?
David : A coyote.
Jack : There aren't any coyotes in England.
David : The Hound of the Baskervilles.
Jack : Pecos Bill.
David : Heathcliff.
Jack : Heathcliff didn't howl!
David : No, but he was on the moors.
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Jack : Have you ever talked to a corpse? It's boring.
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Jack : Now, I'm really sorry to be upsetting you, but I have to warn you.
David : Warn me?
Jack : We were attacked by a werewolf.
David : [putting his hands over his ears] I'm not listening to this!
Jack : On the moors, we were attacked by a lycanthrope, a werewolf. I was murdered, an unnatural death, and now I walk the earth in limbo until the werewolf's curse is lifted.
David : Shut up!
Jack : The wolf's bloodline must be severed; the last remaining werewolf must be destroyed. It's you, David.
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David : [sees Jack's reflection in bathroom mirror and shrieks] You're not real.
Jack : Ah, don't be a putz, David. Come here.
[motions, walks out of bathroom and looks inside bedroom door]
Jack : A nurse, huh?
David : [closes bedroom door] Shhh. Come on.
[motions and walks to living room]
David : What are you doing here?
Jack : I wanted to see you.
[picks up Mickey Mouse figure, moves its arm and uses high-pitched voice]
Jack : Hi, David!
David : Put that down! Okay, you've seen me. Now, go away.
Jack : I'm sorry I'm upsetting you, David, but you don't understand what's going on.
David : I understand all right. You're one of the "undead," and I'm a werewolf.
Jack : Yes, that's right.
David : Get out of here, Jack.
Jack : Tomorrow night's the full moon. You're gonna change. You'll become...
Jack : I know. I know. A monster.
Jack : You've gotta kill yourself, David, before it's too late.
David : Are you really dead, Jack?
Jack : What do you think?
David : I think I've lost my mind. I think you're not real. I think you're just another part of bad dream.
Jack : You've gotta believe me David.
David : Believe what? That tomorrow night, under the full moon, I'll sprout hair and fangs and eat people? Bullshit!
Jack : Oh, goddammit, David, please believe me! You'll kill and make others like me. I'm not havin' a nice time here. You've gotta take your own life.
David : I will not accept this. Go away.
Jack : This is not pretend, David.
David : I will not be threatened by a walking meatloaf!
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[Appearing for the first time as the undead]
Jack : Can I have a piece of toast?
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Jack : Ah, fuck, David... what IS THAT?
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[first lines]
Truck Driver : That way is Proctor, and over here is the moors. I go this way.
Jack : Thanks for the ride, sir. You have lovely sheep.
Truck Driver : Boys, keep off the moors, stick to the roads. The best to ya...
David : Thanks again.
[then to the sheep]
David : We'll miss you.
David : Bye girls...
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David : I think Debbie Klein is a mediocre person with a good body.
Jack : There is nothing mediocre about Debbie Klein's body.
David : She's a jerk!
Jack : You're talking about the woman I love.
David : I'm talking about a girl you want to fuck, so give me a break.
Jack : Alright. Well, I have to make love to her. It's really very simple. She has not choice.
David : You know, it just fascinates me how much energy you spend on somebody so dull.
Jack : There's nothing dull - about that body.
David : We've known Debbie - what? Since the 8th grade? How many years of foreplay is that?
Jack : She says she likes me too much.
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Jack : You scared me, you shithead!
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Jack : Those sheep shit on my pack.
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Jack : [to the truck driver] You have very beautiful sheep.
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Jack : Life mocks me... even in Death!
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Jack : Beware the moon, David.
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Jack : It's a pentangle, a five-pointed star. It's used in witchcraft. Lon Chaney, Jr., at Universal Studios maintained that's the mark of the Wolf Man.
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Jack : Oh shit David. What is that?
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Jack : Remember the Alamo.
Barmaid : I beg your pardon?
David : Oh, he was just joking.
Barmaid : Joking? I remember the Alamo. I saw it once in London... in Leicester Square.
Chess Player : She means in the Cinema--that film with John Wayne.
David : Oh yeah, of course. Right, with Laurence Harvey. Very bloody.
Chess Player : Bloody awful, if you ask me.
[he and the bar patrons laugh uproariously]