Mystery Science Theater 3000
by russ_vint_12 | created - 08 Apr 2017 | updated - 22 Apr 2023 | PublicAll the Mystery Science Theater 3000 episodes (including the movie) I've seen, in order of favorite to least favorite (up until #52. 53 and on are not in any order).
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1.
Mystery Science Theater 3000 (1988–1999)
Episode:
Future War
(1999)
Unrated | 93 min | Comedy, Sci-Fi
The guys take a crack at Future War (1997) in which a man formerly enslaved by aliens escapes to modern-day Los Angeles but is being tracked by cyborgs and their trained dinosaurs. Mike and... See full summary »
Director: Michael J. Nelson | Stars: Kevin Murphy, Michael J. Nelson, Mary Jo Pehl, Bill Corbett
Votes: 779
2. Mystery Science Theater 3000: The Movie (1996)
PG-13 | 73 min | Comedy, Drama, Fantasy
Mike Nelson and his robot companions watch and give their comments about This Island Earth (1955).
Director: Jim Mallon | Stars: Trace Beaulieu, Michael J. Nelson, Jim Mallon, Kevin Murphy
Votes: 18,916 | Gross: $1.01M
3.
Mystery Science Theater 3000 (1988–1999)
Episode:
Mitchell
(1993)
TV-14 | 92 min | Comedy, Sci-Fi
The trio sit through a dreary Joe Don Baker disasterpiece as Gypsy tries to find a way to save Joel from being killed by the Mads.
Director: Kevin Murphy | Stars: Trace Beaulieu, Joel Hodgson, Jim Mallon, Kevin Murphy
Votes: 1,006
4.
Mystery Science Theater 3000 (1988–1999)
Episode:
The Wild World of Batwoman
(1993)
TV-PG | 92 min | Comedy, Sci-Fi
Mike and the Bots watch a high school student fall into the depths of despair because he got caught Cheating (1952). Later, the guys try to make sense of The Wild World of Batwoman (1966) ... See full summary »
Director: Jim Mallon | Stars: Trace Beaulieu, Michael J. Nelson, Jim Mallon, Kevin Murphy
Votes: 610
5.
Mystery Science Theater 3000 (1988–1999)
Episode:
Werewolf
(1998)
Unrated | 93 min | Comedy, Sci-Fi
A guy turns people into werewolves for his own sick pleasure while Mike turns into a were-Crow.
Director: Kevin Murphy | Stars: Kevin Murphy, Michael J. Nelson, Mary Jo Pehl, Bill Corbett
Votes: 982
6.
Mystery Science Theater 3000 (2017–2022)
Episode:
At the Earth's Core
(2017)
TV-14 | 94 min | Comedy, Drama, Horror
While gearing up for his big day, Jonah Joins Doug McClure for a wild ride down to a lava-licked world ruled by tyrannical, telepathic beasts.
Directors: Robert Cohen, Joel Hodgson | Stars: Felicia Day, Patton Oswalt, Jonah Ray, Baron Vaughn
Votes: 268
7.
Mystery Science Theater 3000 (1988–1999)
Episode:
Hercules
(1993)
TV-14 | Comedy, Sci-Fi
Joel and the Bots have a casual day on the SOL and endure another incoherent Hercules movie (Hercules (1958)).
Director: Kevin Murphy | Stars: Trace Beaulieu, Joel Hodgson, Jim Mallon, Kevin Murphy
Votes: 459
8.
Mystery Science Theater 3000 (2017–2022)
Episode:
The Land Time Forgot
(2017)
TV-14 | 88 min | Comedy, Drama, Horror
A motley group aboard a German U-boat discovers an island full of ancient beasts and evolutionary mysteries in the blustery 1974 adventure.
Directors: Robert Cohen, Joel Hodgson | Stars: Felicia Day, Patton Oswalt, Jonah Ray, Baron Vaughn
Votes: 339
9.
Mystery Science Theater 3000 (2017–2022)
Episode:
Reptilicus
(2017)
TV-14 | 90 min | Comedy, Drama, Horror
In Jonah Ray's first experiment, he, and his robot friends Tom Servo and Crow T. Robot are subjected by Kinga Forrester and Max, TV's son of TV's Frank, to a terrible Danish made monster movie.
Directors: Robert Cohen, Joel Hodgson | Stars: Felicia Day, Patton Oswalt, Jonah Ray, Baron Vaughn
Votes: 711
10.
Mystery Science Theater 3000 (1988–1999)
Episode:
Kitten with a Whip
(1994)
TV-14 | 92 min | Comedy, Sci-Fi
A Senate candidate finds a seductive reform school dropout hiding in his home in Kitten with a Whip (1964). The crew throws a Mexican fiesta like the one in the film and chat with a real kitten with a whip on the Hexfield.
Director: Jim Mallon | Stars: Trace Beaulieu, Michael J. Nelson, Jim Mallon, Kevin Murphy
Votes: 448
11.
Mystery Science Theater 3000 (1988–1999)
Episode:
The Pumaman
(1998)
TV-14 | 91 min | Comedy, Sci-Fi
Constantly-Out-Of-His-League Man battles evil while Pearl hosts her Castle Forrester Ball.
Director: Michael J. Nelson | Stars: Bill Corbett, Patrick Brantseg, Michael J. Nelson, Kevin Murphy
Votes: 890
12.
Mystery Science Theater 3000 (1988–1999)
Episode:
Teen-Age Strangler
(1993)
TV-14 | 92 min | Comedy, Sci-Fi
Mike and the 'bots watch the dreary educational short Is This Love? (1957) and the horrifyingly bad Teenage Strangler (1964).
Director: Kevin Murphy | Stars: Trace Beaulieu, Michael J. Nelson, Jim Mallon, Kevin Murphy
Votes: 529
13.
Mystery Science Theater 3000 (1988–1999)
Episode:
The Magic Voyage of Sinbad
(1993)
TV-14 | Comedy, Sci-Fi
An adventurer sets sail in search of the bird of happiness in Sadko (1953). Crow has trouble with his own lifelong quest and the guys have a meeting of the Junior Jester Club.
Director: Kevin Murphy | Stars: Trace Beaulieu, Joel Hodgson, Jim Mallon, Kevin Murphy
Votes: 484
14.
Mystery Science Theater 3000 (2017–2022)
Episode:
Carnival Magic
(2017)
TV-14 | 83 min | Comedy, Drama, Horror
Kinga, drops a bombshell on Jonah before plunging him into a world of bare-chested carnies, talking chimps, brooding magicians and young love.
Directors: Robert Cohen, Joel Hodgson | Stars: Felicia Day, Patton Oswalt, Jonah Ray, Baron Vaughn
Votes: 302
15.
Mystery Science Theater 3000 (1988–1999)
Episode:
Robot Holocaust
(1990)
TV-14 | Comedy, Sci-Fi
When the ninth chapter of Radar Men from the Moon (1952) encounters technical difficulties, it gives the Mads an earlier opportunity to bring the Satellite of Love and its crew to their knees via Robot Holocaust (1987).
Director: Jim Mallon | Stars: Joel Hodgson, Trace Beaulieu, J. Elvis Weinstein, Jim Mallon
Votes: 524
16.
Mystery Science Theater 3000 (1988–1999)
Episode:
Warrior of the Lost World
(1993)
Unrated | 93 min | Comedy, Sci-Fi
A hero and his talking motorcycle take on an evil dictator in Warrior of the Lost World (1983). The guys try to get post-apocalyptic driving permits and discuss things to do after the apocalypse.
Director: Trace Beaulieu | Stars: Trace Beaulieu, Joel Hodgson, Jim Mallon, Kevin Murphy
Votes: 612
17.
Mystery Science Theater 3000 (1988–1999)
Episode:
The Beast of Yucca Flats
(1995)
TV-PG | 93 min | Comedy, Sci-Fi
Mike and the bots endure (and barely survive) their third Coleman Francis abomination.
Director: Jim Mallon | Stars: Trace Beaulieu, Michael J. Nelson, Jim Mallon, Kevin Murphy
Votes: 609
18.
Mystery Science Theater 3000 (1988–1999)
Episode:
Gorgo
(1998)
TV-14 | 97 min | Comedy, Sci-Fi
Mike and the 'bots gorge on Gorgo (1961), a maudlin monster mess featuring two giant mother-and-son lizards and a Samuel Beckett lookalike. Leonard Maltin shows up to hawk his movie guide, which inexplicably praises the film.
Director: Michael J. Nelson | Stars: Kevin Murphy, Michael J. Nelson, Mary Jo Pehl, Bill Corbett
Votes: 524
19.
Mystery Science Theater 3000 (1988–1999)
Episode:
The Beatniks
(1992)
Unrated | 93 min | Comedy, Sci-Fi
Joel and the bots watch a segment from an early General Hospital episode, before watching a film about a wanna-be singer trying to get away from his hoodlum friends. The bots have a slumber... See full summary »
Director: Joel Hodgson | Stars: Trace Beaulieu, Joel Hodgson, Jim Mallon, Kevin Murphy
Votes: 565
20.
Mystery Science Theater 3000 (1988–1999)
Episode:
Earth vs. the Spider
(1991)
TV-14 | Comedy, Sci-Fi
Joel and the Bots get tips on public speaking from the short "Speech: Using Your Voice" and watch a spider devour a town in The Spider (1958). Crow forces the guy to read his screenplay "... See full summary »
Director: Jim Mallon | Stars: Trace Beaulieu, Joel Hodgson, Jim Mallon, Kevin Murphy
Votes: 492
21.
Mystery Science Theater 3000 (1988–1999)
Episode:
Master Ninja II
(1992)
Not Rated | 98 min | Comedy, Sci-Fi
Joel and the 'bots endure two equally bad episodes from the failed action series The Master (1984).
Directors: Jim Mallon, Michael J. Nelson | Stars: Trace Beaulieu, Joel Hodgson, Jim Mallon, Kevin Murphy
Votes: 530
22.
Mystery Science Theater 3000 (2017–2022)
Episode:
Starcrash
(2017)
TV-14 | 89 min | Comedy, Drama, Horror
Perms, skimpy battle outfits and cheap effects abound in this 1978 "Star Wars" knockoff with David Hasselhoff and Christopher Plummer.
Directors: Robert Cohen, Joel Hodgson | Stars: Felicia Day, Patton Oswalt, Jonah Ray, Baron Vaughn
Votes: 391
23.
Mystery Science Theater 3000 (1988–1999)
Episode:
The Leech Woman
(1997)
TV-14 | Comedy, Sci-Fi
An aging woman ventures to Africa to learn the secret of eternal youth but finds it comes at the price of human life in The Leech Woman (1960). On the SOL, the nanites go on strike and ... See full summary »
Director: Kevin Murphy | Stars: Bill Corbett, Jim Mallon, Michael J. Nelson, Kevin Murphy
Votes: 450
24.
Mystery Science Theater 3000 (2017–2022)
Episode:
Avalanche
(2017)
TV-14 | 92 min | Comedy, Drama, Horror
While Jonah and crew dig into a schlocky ski-resort disaster flick starring Rock Hudson and Mia Farrow, Kinga Forrester connects with her long-distance lover.
Directors: Robert Cohen, Joel Hodgson | Stars: Felicia Day, Patton Oswalt, Jonah Ray, Baron Vaughn
Votes: 440
25.
Mystery Science Theater 3000 (1988–1999)
Episode:
The Final Sacrifice
(1998)
Unrated | 92 min | Comedy, Sci-Fi
It's "Canada Bashing Day" on the SOL in every respect between progressive world domination and bizarre looting.
Director: Kevin Murphy | Stars: Bill Corbett, Patrick Brantseg, Michael J. Nelson, Kevin Murphy
Votes: 1,063
26.
Mystery Science Theater 3000 (1988–1999)
Episode:
The Mole People
(1997)
TV-14 | 92 min | Comedy, Sci-Fi
Three archeologists discover an underground civilization but are taken prisoner by the natives in The Mole People (1956). Bobo suffers though Lawgiver Daze and Mike does his best to imitate the professor from the movie.
Director: Jim Mallon | Stars: Bill Corbett, Jim Mallon, Michael J. Nelson, Kevin Murphy
Votes: 489
27.
Mystery Science Theater 3000 (1988–1999)
Episode:
Moon Zero Two
(1990)
TV-14 | Comedy, Sci-Fi
The crew stages their own moon landing pageant as they watch the film Moon Zero Two (1969) about an astronaut hired to capture an asteroid made of sapphires.
Director: Jim Mallon | Stars: Joel Hodgson, Trace Beaulieu, J. Elvis Weinstein, Jim Mallon
Votes: 497
28.
Mystery Science Theater 3000 (2017–2022)
Episode:
The Time Travelers
(2017)
TV-14 | 87 min | Comedy, Drama, Horror
A botched experiment hurls a group of scientists into a bleak future full of mutants, androids and catty humans in this 1964 sci-fi romp.
Directors: Robert Cohen, Joel Hodgson | Stars: Felicia Day, Patton Oswalt, Jonah Ray, Baron Vaughn
Votes: 423
29.
Mystery Science Theater 3000 (1988–1999)
Episode:
Village of the Giants
(1994)
Not Rated | 93 min | Comedy, Sci-Fi
In Village of the Giants (1965), a child genius creates a growth formula that ends up in the hands of some incredibly annoying teenagers. Meanwhile, Dr. Forrester shakes things up in Deep ... See full summary »
Director: Kevin Murphy | Stars: Trace Beaulieu, Michael J. Nelson, Jim Mallon, Kevin Murphy
Votes: 516
30.
Mystery Science Theater 3000 (1988–1999)
Episode:
Blood Waters of Dr. Z
(1999)
Unrated | 92 min | Comedy, Sci-Fi
The SOL crew take up fishing and debate whether films would be better if the actors/actresses were all nude.
Director: Michael J. Nelson | Stars: Kevin Murphy, Michael J. Nelson, Mary Jo Pehl, Bill Corbett
Votes: 598
31.
Mystery Science Theater 3000 (2017–2022)
Episode:
The Beast of Hollow Mountain
(2017)
TV-14 | 86 min | Comedy, Drama, Horror
Saddle up for a trip to a Mexican ranch with a nasty secret in this part-Western, part-monster movie that's all torture for Jonah and the bots.
Directors: Robert Cohen, Joel Hodgson | Stars: Felicia Day, Patton Oswalt, Jonah Ray, Baron Vaughn
Votes: 378
32.
Mystery Science Theater 3000 (2017–2022)
Episode:
Yongary
(2017)
TV-14 | 87 min | Comedy, Drama, Horror
Rockets, earthquakes and reptiles, oh may. Jonah and the bots dive into a South Korean monster film that's long on rampages ad short on sensible behavior.
Directors: Robert Cohen, Joel Hodgson | Stars: Felicia Day, Patton Oswalt, Jonah Ray, Baron Vaughn
Votes: 330
33.
Mystery Science Theater 3000 (2017–2022)
Episode:
The Loves of Hercules
(2017)
TV-14 | Comedy, Drama, Horror
The Far-fetched flight scenes and tangled plot lines of this breathy 1960 Jayne Mansfield saga nudge Jonah and friends one step closer to the edge.
Directors: Robert Cohen, Joel Hodgson | Stars: Felicia Day, Patton Oswalt, Jonah Ray, Baron Vaughn
Votes: 312
34.
Mystery Science Theater 3000 (1988–1999)
Episode:
King Dinosaur
(1990)
Not Rated | 98 min | Comedy, Sci-Fi
Joel and the Bots watch X Marks the Spot (1942), a short in which a reckless driver finds himself on trial in heaven for his carelessness behind the wheel. In King Dinosaur (1955), the crew... See full summary »
Director: Jim Mallon | Stars: Trace Beaulieu, Joel Hodgson, Jim Mallon, Kevin Murphy
Votes: 517
35.
Mystery Science Theater 3000 (1988–1999)
Episode:
Laserblast
(1996)
Unrated | 92 min | Comedy, Sci-Fi
Doctor Forrester's funding has been cut off, and as he waits for the Satellite of Love to crash, he sends Mike and the Bots Laserblast (1978). Can our heroes escape to the edge of the ... See full summary »
Director: Trace Beaulieu | Stars: Trace Beaulieu, Michael J. Nelson, Jim Mallon, Kevin Murphy
Votes: 838
36.
Mystery Science Theater 3000 (1988–1999)
Episode:
Master Ninja I
(1992)
Not Rated | 99 min | Comedy, Sci-Fi
The crew watch a ninja and a drifter save an airport from thugs in "Master Ninja I" while building a model muscle car and experimenting with their ninja skills.
Director: Jim Mallon | Stars: Trace Beaulieu, Joel Hodgson, Jim Mallon, Kevin Murphy
Votes: 530
37.
Mystery Science Theater 3000 (1988–1999)
Episode:
Mighty Jack
(1991)
TV-14 | 97 min | Comedy, Sci-Fi
A secret organization called Mighty Jack (1968) uses a submarine to battle a terrorist organization. Joel and the Bots make a Mighty Jack pet food commercial and sing the song "Slow The Plot Down!"
Director: Jim Mallon | Stars: Trace Beaulieu, Joel Hodgson, Jim Mallon, Kevin Murphy
Votes: 468
38.
Mystery Science Theater 3000 (1988–1999)
Episode:
Lost Continent
(1990)
TV-PG | 98 min | Comedy, Sci-Fi
A military team sent to search for a lost rocket ends up trapped on a mountain inhabited by dinosaurs in Lost Continent (1951). Joel refuses to enter the theater during movie sign but the Mads have ways of forcing him into the theater.
Director: Jim Mallon | Stars: Trace Beaulieu, Joel Hodgson, Jim Mallon, Kevin Murphy
Votes: 552
39.
Mystery Science Theater 3000 (1988–1999)
Episode:
Operation Double 007
(1993)
TV-14 | Comedy, Sci-Fi
In Operation Kid Brother (1967), a plastic surgeon gets recruited to stop a villain from developing radioactive rugs. The Bots watch some of Joel's home movies, try to hypnotize Tom, and get a visit from their old friend Torgo.
Director: Kevin Murphy | Stars: Trace Beaulieu, Joel Hodgson, Jim Mallon, Kevin Murphy
Votes: 540
40.
Mystery Science Theater 3000 (2017–2022)
Episode:
Wizards of the Lost Kingdom II
(2017)
TV-14 | Comedy, Drama, Horror
The Mads turn up the heat with a sequel. This time, a has-been wizard and his gawky apprentice embark on their own mind-bending quest to quash evil.
Directors: Robert Cohen, Joel Hodgson | Stars: Felicia Day, Patton Oswalt, Jonah Ray, Baron Vaughn
Votes: 289
41.
Mystery Science Theater 3000 (2017–2022)
Episode:
Wizards of the Lost Kingdom
(2017)
TV-14 | 88 min | Comedy, Drama, Horror
A boy magician, a boozy hero and a furry - something-or-other team up to save a kingdom from a nefarious sorcerer in this 1985 cheesefest.
Directors: Robert Cohen, Joel Hodgson | Stars: Felicia Day, Patton Oswalt, Jonah Ray, Baron Vaughn
Votes: 320
42.
Mystery Science Theater 3000 (2017–2022)
Episode:
Cry Wilderness
(2017)
TV-14 | 89 min | Comedy, Drama, Horror
Follows the adventures of a young boy, Paul Cooper, who gets a vision from old pal Bigfoot while he's at boarding school.
Directors: Robert Cohen, Joel Hodgson | Stars: Felicia Day, Patton Oswalt, Jonah Ray, Baron Vaughn
Votes: 521
43.
Mystery Science Theater 3000 (1988–1999)
Episode:
Last of the Wild Horses
(1994)
Not Rated | 93 min | Comedy, Sci-Fi
A cowboy winds up in the middle of a turf war between a rancher and his neighbors in Last of the Wild Horses (1948). An invention from the Mads goes awry and creates mirror versions of ... See full summary »
Director: Kevin Murphy | Stars: Trace Beaulieu, Michael J. Nelson, Jim Mallon, Kevin Murphy
Votes: 460
44.
Mystery Science Theater 3000 (1988–1999)
Episode:
The Brain That Wouldn't Die
(1993)
TV-14 | Comedy, Sci-Fi
New guy, Mike Nelson, finishes his training and makes his way into the theater for the first time. His first outing is the movie The Brain That Wouldn't Die (1962) about a creepy doctor who... See full summary »
Director: Trace Beaulieu | Stars: Trace Beaulieu, Michael J. Nelson, Jim Mallon, Kevin Murphy
Votes: 705
45.
Mystery Science Theater 3000 (1988–1999)
Episode:
'Manos' the Hands of Fate
(1993)
Not Rated | 93 min | Comedy, Sci-Fi
The Mads present the satellite people a film so bad that apologies are sent, and Tom Servo goes off his nut from it.
Director: Joel Hodgson | Stars: Trace Beaulieu, Joel Hodgson, Jim Mallon, Kevin Murphy
Votes: 1,509
46.
Mystery Science Theater 3000 (1988–1999)
Episode:
The Castle of Fu Manchu
(1992)
Not Rated | 98 min | Comedy, Sci-Fi
In The Castle of Fu Manchu (1969), an evil mastermind plans to destroy the world but his arch-nemesis gets in the way. The movie is so terrible that the crew has a nervous breakdown, which ... See full summary »
Director: Jim Mallon | Stars: Trace Beaulieu, Joel Hodgson, Jim Mallon, Kevin Murphy
Votes: 507
47.
Mystery Science Theater 3000 (1988–1999)
Episode:
Code Name: Diamond Head
(1994)
Not Rated | 93 min | Comedy, Sci-Fi
A down-home country family eat apple pie and raise championship pigs during A Day at the Fair (1947). In the failed television pilot turned movie Code Name: Diamond Head (1977), an ... See full summary »
Director: Kevin Murphy | Stars: Trace Beaulieu, Michael J. Nelson, Jim Mallon, Kevin Murphy
Votes: 484
48.
Mystery Science Theater 3000 (1988–1999)
Episode:
The Day the Earth Froze
(1993)
TV-14 | 92 min | Comedy, Sci-Fi
Joel and the Bots learn the ins and outs of the circus in the short Here Comes the Circus (1946) and then try to make sense of the Nordic fairy tale film The Day the Earth Froze (1959). ... See full summary »
Director: Trace Beaulieu | Stars: Trace Beaulieu, Joel Hodgson, Jim Mallon, Kevin Murphy
Votes: 592
49.
Mystery Science Theater 3000 (1988–1999)
Episode:
Project Moonbase
(1990)
Not Rated | 98 min | Comedy, Sci-Fi
Joel and the Bots watch two more Commando Cody episodes and a film about a sabotaged space station. They also introduce their new product SPACOM to the Mads.
Director: Jim Mallon | Stars: Joel Hodgson, Trace Beaulieu, J. Elvis Weinstein, Jann Johnson
Votes: 474
50.
Mystery Science Theater 3000 (1988–1999)
Episode:
The Crawling Eye
(1989)
Unrated | 91 min | Comedy, Sci-Fi
In the first national broadcast of Mystery Science Theater 3000, the Mads have moved into Deep 13, Joel has spruced up the Bots, and Forrest Tucker sleepwalks his way through this week's literally eye-popping film.
Director: Jim Mallon | Stars: Joel Hodgson, Trace Beaulieu, J. Elvis Weinstein, Jim Mallon
Votes: 699
51.
Mystery Science Theater 3000 (1988–1999)
Episode:
The Robot vs. the Aztec Mummy
(1989)
TV-14 | 98 min | Comedy, Sci-Fi
The Mads fall victim to their own newly-installed security system, and the unfortunately-shaped Satellite of Love is besieged by Demon Dogs hoping to pray to the Giant Bone.
Director: Jim Mallon | Stars: Joel Hodgson, Trace Beaulieu, J. Elvis Weinstein, Jim Mallon
Votes: 653
52.
Mystery Science Theater 3000 (2017–2022)
Episode:
The Christmas That Almost Wasn't
(2017)
TV-14 | 83 min | Comedy, Drama, Horror
The gang gets in the holiday spirit with the tale of a plucky lawyer who sets out to save Santa Claus from the clutches of a spoilsport zillionaire.
Directors: Robert Cohen, Joel Hodgson | Stars: Felicia Day, Patton Oswalt, Jonah Ray, Baron Vaughn
Votes: 278
53.
Mystery Science Theater 3000 (1988–1999)
Episode:
Time of the Apes
(1989)
Not Rated | 98 min | Comedy, Sci-Fi
Adapted (i.e., shredded and stitched into incoherence) from the 1974 Japanese series Saru No Gundan, Time Of The Apes follows the travails of a scientist and two small children who are ... See full summary »
Director: Vince Rodriguez | Stars: Joel Hodgson, J. Elvis Weinstein, Trace Beaulieu, Kevin Murphy
Votes: 374
54.
Mystery Science Theater 3000 (1988–1999)
Episode:
Night of the Blood Beast
(1996)
Unrated | 92 min | Comedy, Sci-Fi
A jingle writer's honeymoon is derailed when he is forced to write a tune overnight while his new bride fantasizes about redecorating their home with telephones in Once Upon a Honeymoon (... See full summary »
Director: Trace Beaulieu | Stars: Trace Beaulieu, Michael J. Nelson, Jim Mallon, Kevin Murphy
Votes: 534
55.
Mystery Science Theater 3000 (1988–1999)
Episode:
Samson vs. the Vampire Women
(1995)
TV-14 | Comedy, Sci-Fi
While Mike and the Bots wrestle with Santo vs. the Vampire Women (1962), TV's Frank is assumed into Second Banana Heaven, leaving no one for Dr. Forrester to kill.
Director: Jim Mallon | Stars: Trace Beaulieu, Michael J. Nelson, Jim Mallon, Kevin Murphy
Votes: 551
56.
Mystery Science Theater 3000 (1988–1999)
Episode:
Invasion of the Neptune Men
(1997)
TV-14 | Comedy, Sci-Fi
Our heroes discover just how boring an alien attack on Tokyo can be when they view an anti-vehicle for Sonny Chiba.
Director: Michael J. Nelson | Stars: Kevin Murphy, Michael J. Nelson, Mary Jo Pehl, Bill Corbett
Votes: 521
57.
Mystery Science Theater 3000 (1988–1999)
Episode:
Merlin's Shop of Mystical Wonders
(1999)
Not Rated | 92 min | Comedy, Sci-Fi
A grandfather tells his grandson several horrifying stories involving the wizard Merlin and a stolen monkey doll in Merlin's Shop of Mystical Wonders (1996). Crow and Tom review each other,... See full summary »
Director: Michael J. Nelson | Stars: Bill Corbett, Patrick Brantseg, Michael J. Nelson, Kevin Murphy
Votes: 756
58.
Mystery Science Theater 3000 (1988–1999)
Episode:
Fugitive Alien
(1989)
TV-14 | Comedy, Sci-Fi
With Crow disassembled, Joel and Servo are left by themselves to tackle Part 1 of this baffling Japanese sci-fi epic.
Director: Vince Rodriguez | Stars: Joel Hodgson, J. Elvis Weinstein, Trace Beaulieu, Kevin Murphy
Votes: 321
59.
Mystery Science Theater 3000 (1988–1999)
Episode:
Attack of the Giant Leeches
(1992)
TV-PG | 92 min | Comedy, Sci-Fi
Joel and the 'bots get water on the brain after an episode of Undersea Kingdom (1936) and Roger Corman's moldy horror flick, Attack of the Giant Leeches (1959).
Director: Jim Mallon | Stars: Trace Beaulieu, Joel Hodgson, Jim Mallon, Kevin Murphy
Votes: 585
60.
Mystery Science Theater 3000 (1988–1999)
Episode:
Santa Claus Conquers the Martians
(1991)
TV-14 | 97 min | Comedy, Sci-Fi
Joel and the Bots take on the infamous Christmas classic Santa Claus Conquers the Martians (1964) in which a group of martians kidnap Santa Claus because they have no one on Mars to give ... See full summary »
Director: Jim Mallon | Stars: Trace Beaulieu, Joel Hodgson, Jim Mallon, Kevin Murphy
Votes: 803
61.
Mystery Science Theater 3000 (1988–1999)
Episode:
Santa Claus
(1993)
Unrated | 93 min | Comedy, Sci-Fi
Mike and the bots watch Santa Claus mess around with a devil while trying to deliver gifts and then sing politically correct holiday songs.
Director: Jim Mallon | Stars: Trace Beaulieu, Michael J. Nelson, Jim Mallon, Kevin Murphy
Votes: 737
62.
Mystery Science Theater 3000 (1988–1999)
Episode:
Jack Frost
(1997)
Not Rated | 93 min | Comedy, Sci-Fi
Mike and the 'bots get terminal enchantment from Frosty (1965). With Pearl away, Observer and Professor Bobo argue over who is in charge.
Director: Kevin Murphy | Stars: Kevin Murphy, Jim Mallon, Michael J. Nelson, Mary Jo Pehl
Votes: 678
63.
Mystery Science Theater 3000 (1988–1999)
Episode:
The Touch of Satan
(1998)
Not Rated | 92 min | Comedy, Sci-Fi
An overly obvious '70s wanderer hits on a witch while a babysitter watches over Castle Forrester.
Director: Kevin Murphy | Stars: Kevin Murphy, Michael J. Nelson, Bill Corbett, Patrick Brantseg
Votes: 788
64.
Mystery Science Theater 3000 (1988–1999)
Episode:
Robot Monster
(1989)
TV-PG | 98 min | Comedy, Sci-Fi
The guys watch a post-apocalyptic film about aliens and robots, riff on two more installments of "Radar Men from the Moon," and try to understand surrealism.
Director: Jim Mallon | Stars: Joel Hodgson, Trace Beaulieu, J. Elvis Weinstein, Jim Mallon
Votes: 535
65.
Mystery Science Theater 3000 (1988–1999)
Episode:
Untamed Youth
(1990)
TV-14 | Comedy, Sci-Fi
Joel invents a pipe with a smoke detector and a sprinkler system built in for the invention exchange. The guys watch a 1950s teen flick about youths sentenced to manual labor at a cotton farm.
Director: Jim Mallon | Stars: Joel Hodgson, Trace Beaulieu, J. Elvis Weinstein, Jim Mallon
Votes: 474
66.
Mystery Science Theater 3000 (1988–1999)
Episode:
The Incredibly Strange Creatures Who Stopped Living and Became Mixed-Up Zombies
(1997)
Not Rated | 93 min | Comedy, Sci-Fi
Mike and the 'bots sit through The Incredibly Strange Creatures Who Stopped Living and Became Mixed-Up Zombies!!? (1964). Pearl returns a trio of space-brats to their parents.
Director: Kevin Murphy | Stars: Kevin Murphy, Michael J. Nelson, Mary Jo Pehl, Bill Corbett
Votes: 696
67.
Mystery Science Theater 3000 (1988–1999)
Episode:
Gunslinger
(1993)
Not Rated | 92 min | Comedy, Sci-Fi
In Gunslinger (1956), the widow of a murdered sheriff tries to stop the crime in her town with the help of the man hired to kill her. Joel and the Bots discuss mortality and how to have the... See full summary »
Director: Joel Hodgson | Stars: Trace Beaulieu, Joel Hodgson, Jim Mallon, Kevin Murphy
Votes: 542
68.
Mystery Science Theater 3000 (1988–1999)
Episode:
The Violent Years
(1994)
Not Rated | 93 min | Comedy, Sci-Fi
Jam Handy shows the world the glory of sexism with electric kitchen appliances and Ed Wood analyzes the world of criminals spoiled by their parents.
Director: Trace Beaulieu | Stars: Trace Beaulieu, Michael J. Nelson, Jim Mallon, Kevin Murphy
Votes: 478
69.
Mystery Science Theater 3000 (1988–1999)
Episode:
Devil Doll
(1997)
TV-PG | 93 min | Comedy, Sci-Fi
An evil ventriloquist traps souls in his stage dummies while Crow innocently falls in league with a devil.
Director: Kevin Murphy | Stars: Kevin Murphy, Michael J. Nelson, Mary Jo Pehl, Bill Corbett
Votes: 525
70.
Mystery Science Theater 3000 (1988–1999)
Episode:
Star Force: Fugitive Alien II
(1991)
TV-14 | Comedy, Sci-Fi
Ken and the crew of the Bacchus 3 return in Star Force: Fugitive Alien II (1987) while Joel and the Bots make a Captain Joe action figure and stage a "name that puppet" quiz show.
Director: Jim Mallon | Stars: Trace Beaulieu, Joel Hodgson, Jim Mallon, Kevin Murphy
Votes: 481
71. Red Zone Cuba (1966)
89 min | Action, Adventure, Crime
Escaped convict Griffin and his friends ran all the way to Hell...with a penny, and a broken cigarette.
Director: Coleman Francis | Stars: Coleman Francis, Anthony Cardoza, Harold Saunders, John Carradine
Votes: 6,527
72.
Mystery Science Theater 3000 (1988–1999)
Episode:
Space Mutiny
(1997)
TV-14 | 92 min | Comedy, Sci-Fi
Mike and the 'bots learn the 80s were worse than they thought as they endure the putrid sci-fi epic, Space Mutiny (1988).
Director: Kevin Murphy | Stars: Bill Corbett, Patrick Brantseg, Michael J. Nelson, Kevin Murphy
Votes: 1,180
73.
Mystery Science Theater 3000 (1988–1999)
Episode:
The Sword and the Dragon
(1994)
TV-14 | Comedy, Sci-Fi
A Russian hero plots an invasion against the Mongols in The Sword and the Dragon (1956). Mike and the Bots create their own topical comedy show, reenact the table cloth scene from the movie, and try their hand at playing Dungeons and Dragons.
Director: Kevin Murphy | Stars: Trace Beaulieu, Michael J. Nelson, Jim Mallon, Kevin Murphy
Votes: 467
74.
Mystery Science Theater 3000 (1988–1999)
Episode:
Teenage Caveman
(1991)
TV-14 | Comedy, Sci-Fi
Joel and the Bots sit through two shorts, one about water skiing and the other about a strange man who terrorizes wildlife in the Florida Everglades. In Teenage Cave Man (1958), a ... See full summary »
Director: Jim Mallon | Stars: Trace Beaulieu, Joel Hodgson, Jim Mallon, Kevin Murphy
Votes: 456
75.
Mystery Science Theater 3000 (1988–1999)
Episode:
Pod People
(1991)
TV-PG | 97 min | Comedy, Sci-Fi
Alien eggs hatch on Earth after a meteor crash which spells trouble for a vacationing family, a singer on tour with his entourage, and a pair of poachers in "Pod People" (Extra Terrestrial ... See full summary »
Director: Jim Mallon | Stars: Trace Beaulieu, Joel Hodgson, Jim Mallon, Kevin Murphy
Votes: 1,028
76.
Mystery Science Theater 3000 (1988–1999)
Episode:
Boggy Creek II: And the Legend Continues
(1999)
TV-14 | 90 min | Comedy, Sci-Fi
A smarmy professor and his dimwitted students camp out in an Arkansas swamp to search for Bigfoot in Boggy Creek II: And the Legend Continues (1983). Pearl makes up her own urban legend, Tom takes up whittling, and Crow tends to his fires.
Director: Kevin Murphy | Stars: Bill Corbett, Patrick Brantseg, Michael J. Nelson, Kevin Murphy
Votes: 712
77.
Mystery Science Theater 3000 (1988–1999)
Episode:
12 to the Moon
(1994)
TV-14 | Comedy, Sci-Fi
The guys get a look at the future of the car industry in the short Design for Dreaming (1956) and then watch as a group of astronauts take off for the moon in 12 to the Moon (1960). On the ... See full summary »
Director: Jim Mallon | Stars: Trace Beaulieu, Michael J. Nelson, Jim Mallon, Kevin Murphy
Votes: 426
78.
Mystery Science Theater 3000 (1988–1999)
Episode:
Beginning of the End
(1993)
Not Rated | 93 min | Comedy, Sci-Fi
Swarms of giant grasshoppers are headed straight for Chicago in Beginning of the End (1957). Mike catches the Mads off guard, Crow presents his latest screenplay "Peter Graves Goes to the ... See full summary »
Director: Kevin Murphy | Stars: Trace Beaulieu, Michael J. Nelson, Jim Mallon, Kevin Murphy
Votes: 594
79.
Mystery Science Theater 3000 (1988–1999)
Episode:
Teenagers from Outer Space
(1992)
TV-PG | 94 min | Comedy, Sci-Fi
Joel and the Bots discover the difference between real and "reel" life, how to dispose of snacks in space, a real 'boss' visitor, and how JFK can wreck a fashion show in this episode featuring the classic "Teenagers From Outer Space."
Director: Kevin Murphy | Stars: Trace Beaulieu, Joel Hodgson, Jim Mallon, Kevin Murphy
Votes: 653
80.
Mystery Science Theater 3000 (1988–1999)
Episode:
Bride of the Monster
(1993)
TV-PG | 93 min | Comedy, Sci-Fi
The guys check out the first installment of the short Hired! (1940) where a Chevrolet sales manager tries to boost door-to-door sales. Later, the guys watch a mad scientist's experiments ... See full summary »
Director: Kevin Murphy | Stars: Trace Beaulieu, Joel Hodgson, Jim Mallon, Kevin Murphy
Votes: 601
81.
Mystery Science Theater 3000 (1988–1999)
Episode:
The Brute Man
(1996)
Not Rated | 92 min | Comedy, Sci-Fi
A deformed creeper is the pro-/antagonist of Mike and the robots' experiment preceded by a bunch of chickens.
Director: Kevin Murphy | Stars: Trace Beaulieu, Michael J. Nelson, Jim Mallon, Kevin Murphy
Votes: 528
82.
Mystery Science Theater 3000 (1988–1999)
Episode:
I Accuse My Parents
(1993)
Not Rated | 93 min | Comedy, Sci-Fi
Joel and the Bots hear all about new-fangled farming techniques in the 50s short The Truck Farmer (1954). Afterward, a one-time overachiever blames his boozy, neglectful parents for his run... See full summary »
Director: Trace Beaulieu | Stars: Trace Beaulieu, Joel Hodgson, Jim Mallon, Kevin Murphy
Votes: 808
83.
Mystery Science Theater 3000 (1988–1999)
Episode:
Catalina Caper
(1990)
Not Rated | 84 min | Comedy, Sci-Fi
A map heist goes horribly wrong off the coast of Catalina and it's up to a bunch of scantily clad scuba-partying teens to save the day.
Director: Jim Mallon | Stars: Trace Beaulieu, Joel Hodgson, Jim Mallon, Kevin Murphy
Votes: 672
84.
Mystery Science Theater 3000 (1988–1999)
Episode:
Revenge of the Creature
(1997)
TV-14 | Comedy, Sci-Fi
The creature from the black lagoon is captured and taken to a Florida aquarium to be studied in Revenge of the Creature (1955). Mike and the Bots almost crash into Earth and when they try ... See full summary »
Director: Jim Mallon | Stars: Bill Corbett, Jim Mallon, Michael J. Nelson, Kevin Murphy
Votes: 464
85.
Mystery Science Theater 3000 (1988–1999)
Episode:
The Killer Shrews
(1992)
TV-PG | 92 min | Comedy, Sci-Fi
A small town cowpoke straightens out some rowdy kids by making them put on a rodeo show in Junior Rodeo Daredevils (1949). A group of drunken scientists battle with dogs dressed as rabid ... See full summary »
Director: Jim Mallon | Stars: Trace Beaulieu, Joel Hodgson, Jim Mallon, Kevin Murphy
Votes: 619
86.
Mystery Science Theater 3000 (1988–1999)
Episode:
Hercules Unchained
(1992)
TV-PG | 92 min | Comedy, Sci-Fi
Joel and the Bots watch a greased-up Steve Reeves get hypnotized and seduced by an Evil Queen in Hercules Unchained (1959). The crew presents the Steve-O-Meter at the invention exchange and ponder the meaning of Hercules movies.
Director: Jim Mallon | Stars: Trace Beaulieu, Joel Hodgson, Jim Mallon, Kevin Murphy
Votes: 532
87.
Mystery Science Theater 3000 (1988–1999)
Episode:
The Human Duplicators
(1992)
TV-14 | 92 min | Comedy, Sci-Fi
and the Bots watch an alien infiltrate a scientist's human duplicator machine. The guys make spaceships from household objects and Servo shows off his duplicating skills.
Director: Kevin Murphy | Stars: Trace Beaulieu, Joel Hodgson, Jim Mallon, Kevin Murphy
Votes: 454
88.
Mystery Science Theater 3000 (1988–1999)
Episode:
The Thing That Couldn't Die
(1997)
TV-14 | Comedy, Sci-Fi
Despite being possessed of all the knowledge in the Universe, the omnipotent Observers insist on observing our heroes' reactions to the dead-on-arrival The Thing That Couldn't Die (1958).
Directors: Jim Mallon, Kevin Murphy | Stars: Bill Corbett, Jim Mallon, Michael J. Nelson, Kevin Murphy
Votes: 445
89.
Mystery Science Theater 3000 (1988–1999)
Episode:
Hercules Against the Moon Men
(1992)
TV-PG | 93 min | Comedy, Sci-Fi
Joel and the Bots have another outing with Hercules in Hercules Against the Moon Men (1964). This time Hercules faces off with a cult of moon men who unleash a sandstorm on the world. The ... See full summary »
Director: Jim Mallon | Stars: Trace Beaulieu, Joel Hodgson, Jim Mallon, Kevin Murphy
Votes: 566
90.
Mystery Science Theater 3000 (1988–1999)
Episode:
The Black Scorpion
(1990)
Not Rated | 87 min | Comedy, Sci-Fi
Giant scorpions rise out of a volcano and attack Mexico in The Black Scorpion (1957) while the Bots throw a party for Joel.
Director: Jim Mallon | Stars: Joel Hodgson, Trace Beaulieu, J. Elvis Weinstein, Jim Mallon
Votes: 444
91.
Mystery Science Theater 3000 (1988–1999)
Episode:
Overdrawn at the Memory Bank
(1997)
Not Rated | 91 min | Comedy, Sci-Fi
A weather tech's mind gets trapped in a computer and Pearl establishes her own public television pledge program.
Director: Kevin Murphy | Stars: Kevin Murphy, Michael J. Nelson, Mary Jo Pehl, Bill Corbett
Votes: 825
92.
Mystery Science Theater 3000 (1988–1999)
Episode:
The Hellcats
(1990)
TV-14 | 97 min | Comedy, Sci-Fi
Joel and the 'bots attempt to puzzle out what's going on in the unintelligible biker film, The Hellcats (1968). Flashbacks from earlier episodes fill out the host segments.
Director: Jim Mallon | Stars: Trace Beaulieu, Joel Hodgson, Jim Mallon, Kevin Murphy
Votes: 494
93.
Mystery Science Theater 3000 (1988–1999)
Episode:
Horrors of Spider Island
(1999)
TV-PG | 91 min | Comedy, Sci-Fi
A spider terrorizes stranded bikini clad dancers while Pearl decides to move the castle.
Director: Michael J. Nelson | Stars: Kevin Murphy, Michael J. Nelson, Mary Jo Pehl, Bill Corbett
Votes: 658
94.
Mystery Science Theater 3000 (1988–1999)
Episode:
Godzilla vs. Megalon
(1991)
TV-14 | 96 min | Comedy, Sci-Fi
The Mads force Joel and the 'bots to watch Godzilla vs. Megalon (1973), the cheesy Japanese monster mash featuring Godzilla's infamous flying kick.
Director: Jim Mallon | Stars: Trace Beaulieu, Joel Hodgson, Jim Mallon, Kevin Murphy
Votes: 537
95.
Mystery Science Theater 3000 (1988–1999)
Episode:
The Projected Man
(1998)
TV-14 | Comedy, Sci-Fi
A scientist's experiment gone wrong gives him the touch of death while the SOL crew find themselves back in their old time period.
Director: Michael J. Nelson | Stars: Kevin Murphy, Michael J. Nelson, Mary Jo Pehl, Bill Corbett
Votes: 438
96.
Mystery Science Theater 3000 (1988–1999)
Episode:
The Giant Spider Invasion
(1997)
TV-14 | 92 min | Comedy, Sci-Fi
Mike and the 'bots suffer through The Giant Spider Invasion (1975). Meanwhile, Pearl and her two underlings find alien pods out of Invasion of the Body Snatchers (1978).
Director: Kevin Murphy | Stars: Bill Corbett, Jim Mallon, Michael J. Nelson, Kevin Murphy
Votes: 634
97.
Mystery Science Theater 3000 (1988–1999)
Episode:
It Lives by Night
(1999)
TV-14 | 97 min | Comedy, Sci-Fi
A not-so bat man terrorizes people while Mike tries to grow a mustache again.
Director: Kevin Murphy | Stars: Kevin Murphy, Michael J. Nelson, Mary Jo Pehl, Bill Corbett
Votes: 459
98.
Mystery Science Theater 3000 (1988–1999)
Episode:
The Amazing Transparent Man
(1995)
TV-14 | Comedy, Sci-Fi
A minister encourages railroad workers to stop getting brutally injured on the job in The Days of Our Years (1955). During the feature film The Amazing Transparent Man (1960), a mad ... See full summary »
Director: Kevin Murphy | Stars: Trace Beaulieu, Michael J. Nelson, Jim Mallon, Kevin Murphy
Votes: 425
99.
Mystery Science Theater 3000 (1988–1999)
Episode:
Girls Town
(1994)
TV-14 | Comedy, Sci-Fi
A promiscuous teen is framed for murder and then sent to a Catholic reform school in Girls Town (1959). Mike explains the honor system to the Bots and Tom "scats" until Mike and Crow can't take it anymore.
Director: Trace Beaulieu | Stars: Trace Beaulieu, Michael J. Nelson, Jim Mallon, Kevin Murphy
Votes: 464
100.
Mystery Science Theater 3000 (1988–1999)
Episode:
Alien from L.A.
(1993)
TV-14 | 92 min | Comedy, Sci-Fi
The crew watch a squeaky-voiced valley girl search for her missing archaeologist father in Alien from L.A. (1988). Mike and the Bots devote a song to leading lady Kathy Ireland and later define her acting technique as "dull surprise".
Director: Trace Beaulieu | Stars: Trace Beaulieu, Michael J. Nelson, Jim Mallon, Kevin Murphy
Votes: 551
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