A man gets bit by a bat and turns into a horrible man-bat because, after all, isn't that what happens to everyone? Meanwhile on the SOL, Mike and the Bots plan to repaint the place and figure out how colors affect their emotions. Pearl then douses the crew with a mutating poison and the crew find themselves suffering from various side-effects despite Pearl's denial of the whole thing. Crow then becomes offended when Mike and Tom feel the heroine from the movie looks more like Mary Tyler Moore than he does (even though his hair is a wig), but he gets even when he and Tom inject several rabies vaccination shots into Mike's stomach. It turns out he just fell asleep while eating a creme puff though. Mike then tries to grow a mustache again based on the doctor from the movie and Pearl is only slightly impressed before Crow's bigger mustache proves to be much more impressive. In the end, Tom receives a disappointing package from the Buddy Ebsen Hat Distressing Corporation, but Observer and ... Written by
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I hate it when you get bats in your pyjamas.
References The Rose