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Wayne Anderson: Singer of Songs (2005)
Wayne 'The Man' Anderson
I've had the extreme pleasure of knowing of the 'talent' that is Wayne Anderson for some time. Now, I can't say that I've had honour of meeting the man personally, but he is quite the Celebrity in S.A.
Now, I know that a lot of people are going to put this documentary into the 'mockumentary' pile, but before you do, I think their are some facts you should know.
1)Despite what was shown on the documentary, Wayne has a great vocal range and when he is most comfortable, he sings excellently.
2) He would be considered by many to be 'eccentric', this in itself, is all part of his charm.
3) He is an expert in Music History, most notably pop from the 50's onwards.
4) What you saw of him on T.V in relation to his persona, is 100% accurate, what you see is what you get. No scripts, just 100% Wayne.
He might not crack the top 40 anytime soon, but the man has an immense amount of talent, it's just not what your used to.
Hopefully, they continue following Wanye, not necessarily for the music, but for a glimpse into the extraordinary life into a man with a passion, who's not ashamed to say anything he feels, or to wear speedos. That, in my humble opinion, is brave.
Go Wayne, you've got my vote.
Ted Bundy (2002)
I was not prepared for this one!
Of course I was aware of who Ted Bundy was...another freak who could not keep a normal relationship, instead opting to go out and kill girls and then rape them or vice versa.
But I was not prepared for the scenes of the crimes and how he got off on them.
I was shocked to see how long he had got away with his crimes for and for the fact that he did not look like a boogie monster.
The film itself was intriguingly and educational, if anything, it reminds you why your parents told you not to trust strangers, and why I'll do the same with mine.
Magnum, P.I.: Don't Eat the Snow in Hawaii (1980)
They don't make em like this anymore!
I have this pilot episode on DVD. It's a great introduction to Magnum, Higgins, T.C, Rick and even Zues and Apollo.
Unfortunately, this movie length pilot does not have the unforgettable opening theme song.
Loud shirts, short shorts, trademark mustache and the red T top Ferrai, make this a classic! Magnum P.I is a show that you can watch comfortably knowing you will get a show you could watch with your kids, mother or priest and all will enjoy it.
They need to bring Magnum back.....and no one can ever be Magnum but Tom Selleck. That man is so likable! They don't make em like this anymore.
No Retreat No Surrender (1985)
This pretty much sums up the 80's
Ahhhh....No Retreat, No Surrender. Where do I begin? Jasons dad who just cant act? The complete tackiness of RJ? The ghost of Bruce Lee looking nothing like him? The clichéd training montages? How about the fact that despite these, this film is so enjoyable, you will watch it at least once a year for the rest of your life.
But the best thing about this movie is the 'lard ass' Scott (Kent Lipham). His portrayal in this movie always gets me laughing. He's the only convincing actor in this film. God, all of his lines are the best! 3 of my favorites.
'Bruce Lee freak, just what Kingswood needs.....why me?' 'Bet it Brucey!, go home and play with your wooden dolly.' 'Stick with me kids, and you'll never go hungry.' If you haven't seen this great tribute to B-grade movies, see it now!! If you have, see it again!!
Sione's Wedding (2006)
See it!
Siones Wedding is a kiwi comedy with a Polynesian twist.
It has all the right ingredients to make this movie enjoyable for all ages. (Well maybe not the under 13's due to some sexual references).
The plot is basically, four close friends from childhood are all in their thirties and not showing any signs of growing up. They have a reputation of spoiling important events at family/friends functions due to their immaturity and fondness for alcohol. (These are caught on home video which will have you in stitches!) Due to their latest antics the family and friends have their church minister inform them that are banned from attending Siones (Totally over-acted by Pua Magasiva) wedding which is Michaels (Robbie Magasiva) brother (both off and on screen). They offer the idea of them all attending with respectable partners to the minister, to which he and Sione agree. So you get the idea now right?
Oscar Knightley plays Albert, a shy 30ish guy still living at home with his mum. He came across as very genuine, likable but most importantly believable.
Leilani, was convincingly portrayed by Teuila Blakely as Sefas long suffering live in girlfriend.
Sefa (Shimpal Lelisi)has the ability to make you laugh by facial expressions alone and Stan (Iaheto Ah Hi) has a wild time waiting for his dream girl from a chat line (a la Hot Gossip, yeah, you know!)
Derek (David Van Horn) the European guy at Alberts office who tries to speak Samoan is a total crack up! Ma low eeoowsoo!
For the girls, your eye candy is Robbie and Pua Magasiva, and for the guys it is Maryjane McKibbon-Schwenke.
Sure the movie is predictable, but don't let that in the least stop you from seeing it. You will not be disappointed, go in expecting little and come out feeling good about spending your $14.00. This movie is well worth it!
The only thing that bugged me was the jail scene which is a total Fresh Prince of Bel Air rip off. But whats done is done!
Go and see it, a great date movie.
Once Were Warriors (1994)
A shocking look into reality for some.
Once were Warriors.
Filmed on location in South Auckland, New Zealand, Once were Warriors shows the side of Poverty, Alcoholism, Domestic Violence, Gang Life, Homelessness, Rape and Suicide that fortunately, most people do not get to witness.
This is a very powerful film that takes you on an emotional journey and at times will make you feel very uncomfortable.
Though the story is based in South Auckland, you will find this lifestyle in all lower socio-economic neighborhoods, barrios etc.
The unique aspect to this story is the underlying message of the Maori people. Jake represents what some Maori have become, culturally lost, using violence for pride and love. Beth represents what Maori are and always will be, proud (mana), headstrong and close to her families roots (whanau).
A must see film.
Bro'Town (2004)
Not worth anymore funding.
Bro'town was over-hyped and over advertised. Sure, there are certain areas where it would provoke a small giggle from me, but mostly I found the humor immature and dry. I do however, applaud the writers for helping us to try and laugh at the stereotypes we give each other. Advertising it as New Zealands own SouthPark?.........no, not even close. Unfortunately, most non New Zealanders would not get this at all. It has many Polynesian themes that even some New Zealanders would not understand either. Most episodes seemed to have been rushed and not thought out well at all. On a positive note, I liked the theme music, nice bass line.
Not good for kids or adults. Might go down well with doped up teenagers or the mentally retarded.