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6/10
Don't believe the hype
17 January 2007
Warning: Spoilers
After reading every other review on IMDb I really thought this was the film I've been searching for all my life. I love horror films and collect all the previously banned films, including the most notorious ones such as Cannibal Holocaust, Guinea Pig, etc. So you can imagine my excitement when I seen it on ebay and managed to win the auction.

I even printed off the reviews while I was waiting for the DVD to be delivered and read them to my friends and colleagues at work, they too were intrigued to hear lines like, "I seen this film 3 weeks ago now and still there is a sense of discomfort" or "I seen this film at a film festival but missed the last half of the film and the following two short movies as I had to keep my head in-between my legs to avoid fainting", oh and my favourite "few filmsleave you feeling destroyed afterwards", that one really sold it to me.

To say I was disappointed is an understatement. The basic story is, once upon a time a man lived in a village with his wife and baby. He was also having an affair and one night his wife walked in while he was doing the dirty deed with his lover. In the struggle that then ensued he accidentally killed his wife and his lover, panicked and then proceeded to burn down the village to cover up what he'd done. Only he left his baby to burn too. As he was escaping the village a wizard type guy saw him and realisng what he'd done,placed a curse (a centipede curse) on him and his family. Skip forward to present day and his granddaughter his fallen fowl to the curse with her brother now on the trail to find out what happened to her and to discover what the 'shameful' thing was that his grandfather carried out at the village all those years ago.

The rest of the film is about random wizard/priest guys and has one cool scene where a priest appears to perform some sort of ritual where he makes a naked pregnant girl barf/abort scorpions, that was pretty horrific and impressed me. Then there is the final scene, which again going back to the other reviews I read, was supposed to be so horrific that it "will never leave you". Another major let down. Just a girl puking some centipedes, yeah it's kinda gross but I've seen far worse.

In conclusion, if I had never read these reviews and just stumbled across it I probably would have quite enjoyed it, but after all the hype I don't think I've ever been so disappointed with a film. So for anyone out there who has seen all the big 'nasties' such as Holocaust, The Guinea Pigs, Mordum August Underground, etc. and read these reviews, don't be fooled like I was into thinking you found a film that will disturb you, because it won't.

Marks out of 10 as film I'd never heard anything about = 6

Marks out of 10 as film I expected so much from after reading the reviews = 2
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Naked Poison (2000)
6/10
Sleazey but no real shock value or anything you would call disturbing
28 April 2006
As far as Cat III films go I thought this one was pretty tame. It's quite entertaining and the plot is original but for anyone who is familiar with the Cat III genre, they will probably question what in the film warranted the top classification.

The basic story is a young man's grandpa is some sort of doctor/scientist who makes his own crazy medicines. The young man (sorry I can never remember Asian names) gets access to the medicines and uses them to poison & blackmail his boss for an antidote and have his wicked way with girls. Whilst the plot might sound quite sinister and worthy of a Cat III film, there is no gore whatsoever and the scenes of supposed rape don't look or feel harrowing and won't disturb you as scenes of that nature normally do.

It felt more like a soft porn film with a decent plot and storyline and even an attempt of a small twist at the end. A decent enough film to watch, in conclusion, but I wouldn't go out of your way to see it especially if you're expecting to get another slice of the usual shocking and disturbing Cat III action. This one didn't deliver on that front - not for me anyway.

Most frustrating of all for the lads out there was that we have to wait until the end of the film for the sex scene with the cutest girl in the cast, only to find out that she's the only female character in the entire film who's breasts you don't get a good look at! Typical!
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Dumplings (2004)
9/10
Scenes that you'll remember forever.
30 March 2006
Vanity - one of the Seven Deadly Sins. This film explores the length some people will go to look young and beautiful. I really enjoyed this film; the acting was good with some great camera angles and a cracking soundtrack. All very distasteful but done in tasteful way - sort of. If a film can disturb me then it impresses me - some of the scenes in this movie certainly achieved that, unlike anything I've previously seen in a film and I'm a real horror buff. Although this is not a horror film it certainly ranks along side one for it shocking and disturbing value. I highly recommend this film to anyone, if only for the unique experience if delivers. 9 out of 10 (looses 1 point for being a CatIII film with 3 sex scenes and not even showing a nipple!)
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