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True Story (III) (2021)
4/10
Most obvious ending EVER
20 February 2022
Kevin Hart did a great job acting but DUDE. It's torture watching 7 episodes TOTALLY knowing what is going on. Lame attempt at suspense. It's like they took a 20 minute short story and stretched it out over 7 episodes. Thank god Spike Lee didn't direct it or we'd have dramatic orchestra music every time someone picked up a coffee. Cup.
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100 Degrees Below Zero (2013 Video)
1/10
Porn like acting
20 January 2022
I almost got turned on listening to the women act in this because I thought there was going to be a hardcore sex scene any minute. NOPE. Just porn acting without the good stuff. Terrible movie.
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The Last Time (2006)
3/10
The Big Kahuna light
16 August 2017
Jesus just call this movie The Big Kahuna light. I saw all this in character development first 20 minutes then quit watching. Keaton-call mom show his soft underbelly ....Frasier copy of Mormon guy. Blah Blah Blah. Total copy. Nough said. Good news is you'll sell enough copies to lazy sales managers to show their flunky crew cause it's a sales movie with a certain percentage market. Sigh.
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Dallas 362 (2003)
7/10
Copy cat daddy's boy
20 September 2006
I gave the movie a 7 out of 10 only because I liked Good Will Hunting. I've never seen a bigger rip off of a movie hit by an actors son in my life.

Where do I start. Character dev over a bar scene with guys telling stories about each other to women. Thereapy No family Guy who tells how his friends protect him due to lack of family. Fights over inferiority complex Adults fighting over his life describing him to the camera. God whoever gave the money for this please please give me the money for an Original screenplay.

This whole movie was fun to watch if you like remakes....but it makes me sad for Hollywood or Indy films.
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10/10
Unforgettable
19 May 2006
I'll make this short and sweet. Watching this movie changed my mood for the better for an entire week. I read some comments that said the soundtrack was awful...all i can say is you have no music sense at all if you didn't think that this should go up there as one of the best Soundtracks ever. If JCM were to actually make this a tour I would go see it hands down- which I know would never happen. I'm what you would call a redneck from WV and I loved this film....that has to day something. The true test of a movie is if after watching it you think about it constantly it- I did. It's sad that there is so much crap on top 40 radio and in theaters and something like this remains in the "cult classic" isle.
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Bubble (I) (2005)
1/10
OH MY GOD-What was that.
2 February 2006
First let me say that I am a very lazy person that hates signing up for or typing things on the internet. Bubble was soooooo bad that I took 45 additional minutes out of my life to sign up to IMDb and go off. That's 130 minutes of my life you owe me back COLEMAN HOUGH. I'm not going to even get Steven S on this other than he must have been on crack when reading all 18 lines of her script and saying "sure why not".

I have watched an average of 3 movies a day since i was about 8 years old and this IS (not just a saying) the worst movie I have ever seen. They have to stop this scam of going to small towns , making a movie where they show every local landmark to guarantee 20,000 DVD buys from the locals that have never seen their town on the "bronze" screen. Lets see $30x20,000 suckers = $600,000. Nice clear. And Steve if you try to tell one more sucker your budget was 1.6 million on this I'll have to vomit. Last year, moved back to the town in this movie after living in Cambridge , Ma for years. I'll agree the characters and bleak life are depicted to a tee-I'm not offended by anything about the town...just the lack of script. While watching the movie i looked over at a friend and said "I seems they just told the actors what to feel and instead of coming up with their own genuine lines just repeated the direction as script" YOU HAVE TO WRITE A SCRIPT..any movie can suck but to suck without ever hearing one interesting line. You could have talk one of the characters to repeat a trivia question about snails and it would have been the best line of the movie. And if you can't afford music play more than 3 freakin cords...I'm still in shock. I have never been angry at how bad a movie was until this year. I'm writing my own script because of this movie. Thanks for the motivation Coleman. Watch this...in 10 seconds I have a better idea than this movie. Man comes back to small town after college..can't find job because he's educated. Goes thru the same old girlfriends, friends, he used to laugh at but after 10 months the laugh is on him...his role goes from hero to zero. How does he turn things around....is it the town or has he just lost his mind.

Character- "Now I know why mother birds don't let the baby birds back in the nest with the scent of human on them."

See ..if only you had one interesting unpredictable line. One line that made you think. I challenge you to a script off Coleman. I'll put down my shovel and hammer out better garbage in 2 hours.
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