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Fear of Clowns (2004)
The reason I watched this comedy...i mean horror film...
I am one of those people who love bad horror films. This wasn't as good as lets say "Detour" or "Blood Gnome" but it came pretty damn close. So this film was great because the acting was so bad, and the camera was like a home digital camera that made everyones nose look enormous. That was good fun to laugh at. There is some nudity, unfortunately it was the fat chick of the film. The killer clown was the only reason I kept watching it...he was so hot. His body = 10 this movie = 7. And I will leave with my favorite quote from the movie...
Clown: Should I take the murder van? Clown's Boss: No, take the following van.
Lol...there are two vans...wtf
Blood Gnome (2004)
see my comment!
this movie was excellent because it made me laugh...if you like retarded horror movies that should be labeled comedy then see Blood Gnomes!!! You will laugh, cry (from all the laughing) and its fun to spot when you can see the camera in some shots, or the boom...good fun! The movie has bad special effects and there is bondage in the film, and seriously there is no purpose for the bondage. And it looks like the movie was home made. There is also a scene include AIM instant messenger haha.Also if you are into these types of movies because you like to make fun of the acting and it boosts your self esteem, see the movie "Detour"its equally as bad and is pretty much my favorite terrible movie. See Blood Gnomes!!