ultimategeisha Reviews

Green River Killer (2005 Video)

It was about on par with an experimental student film

[1/10 · 27 February 2006]

Why would Blockbuster put this on the shelf? I lost 2 hours of my life watching this when I could have been de-scumming my shower! The worst film I have seen in months.

There was almost no dialog, and what dialog was in the film were limited to one liners, two liners and lots of women undressing down to their underwear.

The shots of an actual autopsy in the film had zero to do with the killer. It was a male on the autopsy table in the film and all of his victims were female! The acting was student film caliber.

Your cousin Vinnie could have played all 5 characters in the film and done a better job at directing than all the people combined in this waste of film.

Maybe it was shot on Digital...did not look like it was filmed.

Hotel (2001)

I expected more.

[2/10 · 27 February 2006]

I have zero idea what they were trying to convey in this movie.

I rented this movie thinking I could expect more from the cast and director.

I think the film fell down because of the scriptwriter because the film was well acted, and the direction was above average.

I tried to watch it through to the end, but couldn't.

The split screen images were difficult and confusing to follow, the mood was dark from the beginning of the film. A dark mood is alright if it's going to draw you into the film and tell a story in some logical order.

At one point I think they were off script performing ad-lib.

I liked Salma Hayak and the Flamenco dancer.