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Formula 1: 2014 (2014)
It's just F1 2013, but with less content.
I'm not kidding. The career mode is mostly the same, although Codemasters "try" and mix it up by allowing you to choose between 7 races, 12 races, and 19 (full 2014 season) races. They got rid of the classic cars that F1 2013 brought in (those were actually a well like feature within the F1 gaming fanbase by the way). Then there's the 2014 cars themselves. Oh dear, the physics are awful in this game. The cars CONSTANTLY drive like they're on ice, they keep nearly spinning out on every corner exit, and Matthew Gallagher (a.k.a. xMattyG1 on Youtube) said it best about the engine sounds in F1 2014, "It sounds like a bathtub being pushed through a mincer." You'd expect the graphics to be improved, but no! The graphics are literally just F1 2013 graphics, but even worse! Not only are the cars themselves extremely ugly (not Codemaster's fault), but the lighting is horrendous when it comes to the reflections and glare from the sun (especially on the Mercedes, which of course IS Codemasters' fault)! The night tracks also look awful (especially Bahrain). Did I mention the spray glitch that the cars have during the rain, where water only spews off of one side of the car, yet it doesn't on the other? The online for this game is pretty glitchy, albeit not as glitchy as the next game (F1 2015). Yeah, I hate this game. The career mode is pretty much just as barebones as 2013's career mode. Also, although it's not really that important, but the soundtrack for 2014, is more forgettable and not as good as some of the previous games and their soundtracks. Yep, not a good game in my opinion, I don't recommend this lazy, half-baked effort of a game. Don't buy it, just, don't.
Das unglaubliche Fussballspiel der Tiere (1998)
This is one of the worst, THINGS, that i've ever watched.
Ah, Dingo Pictures, one of those "mockbuster" companies. You know, the companies that ride the coattails of better companies for a quick buck. The animation is a GIANT red flag for those who don't figure it out or don't know before hand. Seriously, i've seen cartoons from the 1930s that look better than this! The character and background designs are so abysmal that even a 5 year old could do better. The lip syncing is NON-EXISTENT at best, the colors strain the eyes, and it just looks like the artists and animators didn't care while making this. Not to mention, it is so slow and boring. Of course, there is voice acting, and OH DEAR MERCY! It just sounds like a single person did every single voice, and even then, it sounds like he could only speak in broken English when it came to saying his lines for this. Plus, the voice volume is so low that you have to try and listen closely just to hear it. Not just that, but the story is pretty much just focused around a soccer (football if you're outside of the United States) game. There is no humor, although that isn't really a necessary thing to have in your movie (a lot of the time). Don't watch it, just don't. This fails on EVERY SINGLE LEVEL, and there are better reviews on it (for example, DXFan619's Phoenix Games review on YouTube).