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The Happening (2008)
Save your money, and your 90 minutes!
This movie was definitely something. I don't think I have ever felt this way about any movie. I walked in to the theater expecting another Sixth Sense or Signs. What I got was a movie with a plot comparable to a Tom and Jerry feature.
Half way through the film I wanted to die like one of the characters in The Happening. I don't see how Night M Shyamalan managed to fund this movie, and what idiot actually bought this script.
I have never reviewed a movie in my life, and this movie was so bad that I felt obliged to warn every human being against watching this mind-blowing crappy movie.
Engal Anna (2004)
poor film
I am sorry to say this movie brought tears to my eyes; not because it was moving, but because it was the absolute worst movie I had seen in my life. The characters were speaking in strange sounds the entire movie and it didn't make sense at all. The movie made no sense throughout. However I must say that the best actor was one of the donkeys towards the beginning. It was quite well tamed! I am not sure where this movie was filmed, but it definitely set a great mood for about 200 years ago. However I believe the intention of the director was not a historical scene, but a present day drama. There was also an interesting bit towards the beginning where the actress takes her wig off to reveal a bald head. I'd say that was also an interesting aspect. But overall, the strange tribal dialect was not understandable.
Devil's Pond (2003)
A Grammy nominee
I enjoyed this movie beyond comprehension! It contained the pit of my soul. This movie is one of those rare ones in which the key to the plot is actually within Tara Reid. She is a great actress and adds on to the movie's flamboyancy! I have watched this movie 7 times but still can't get over the happiness. Its a very good movie to watch with you dyslexic dog. Don't be fooled by the devils pond, it does not contain a devil. Just scares the reader away. The reason why i enjoyed this movie was because Citizen Kane found it very hard to be a Citizen of the Kane Toads. Kindly recommend this movie for a Grammy, as it will definitely win an Emmy yesterday. This movie creates the genre called metal ponds. I will watch the movie with my dyslexic dog again now.
The Bone Snatcher (2003)
the greatest movie i have ever seen
OK obviously people who have rated this movie earlier have no idea what this movie is about. And Lil man from Melbourne, its NOT a movie about people snatching bones..!! its about the heart and soul of a snatcher.. if you don't get the movie, you shouldn't comment on it..i FUD send this movie up for a Grammy... what do you believe is the theme of this movie? what do you believe is the theme of this movie?? OK obviously people who have rated this movie earlier have no idea what this movie is about. And Lil man from Melbourne, its NOT a movie about people snatching bones..!! its about the heart and soul of a snatcher.. if you don't get the movie, you shouldn't comment on it..i FUD send this movie up for a Grammy... what do you believe is the theme of this movie? what do you believe is the theme of this movie??