rajcruze Reviews

Downsizing (2017)

These People Were Actors Once Upon A Time sadly they have been Downsized

[1/10 · 1 February 2018]

If you still haven't got it then read on, there was once a time when directors made great movies even the most mundane and ordinary scripts were made in such a way that the final product was nothing short of greatness, even the most one dimensional of actors could act and give a decent performance, we as audience loved to go to the movies, i never thought clooney was a great actor but The Descendants made me feel he could act, Nebraska was heartfelt and asked questions that were difficult to answer, Matt Damon once upon a time could act as well but sadly those days are way behind him, its clear these days he either acts for money or just for the politics of it because apparently Hollywood doesn't make movies for common people anymore until you are a Leftist or a Feminist or Climate change Advocate or just plainly speaking a LOONEY BIN, Life was much better in those days when one could watch a movie and not care if it was politically inclined nowadays everything is and Hollywood is circling the drain if it continues this path, Downsizing is a thinking mans movie that doesn't want you to think for yourself because it does all the thinking for you and all you have to do is just be the idiot in the end who takes home the message, its a preachfest bordering on the asinine, if you walk into this movie hoping to watch a comedy in the end you would only end up laughing at yourself and trust me its not one of those good laughs, it wld be the WTF laugh that will ring in your ears for a long time, if you are thinking about watching this movie.....well you have been warned, its difficult to watch a movie these days that doesn't bombard you with SJW messages in your face sadly the good old days of movie viewing are gone, if a you want to know how a movie can make you feel sick and want to throw up in your mouth at the same time go watch this, Matt Damon needs to get that SJW rod that's stuck in his rear end out because the only thing that looks more downsized than the movie is him

American Assassin (2017)

Watched an American Ass!

[1/10 · 21 January 2018]

The only reason i wanted to watch this lame ass movie was because i am a huge fan of Michael Keaton, boy was i disappointed, its sad to see good actors waste themselves in a plot that is not even half cooked but is entirely missing, apparently the world famous CIA is going through such a bad time these days that they are recruiting 23 year old buffed up man/child whose seeking revenge for his dead girlfriend, all good as long as he is doing it alone but then the CIA wants him to work for them and they want him bad at least the deputy director wants him bad enough, for a guy who has had no formal training in anyway his every score is off the charts somehow, i couldn't help but laugh when the CIA deputy director tells Mitch "I believe in you" apparently that's all you need to get into the CIA and become part of an elite unit, GOD SAVE AMERICA if that's really the case, after that the kid is sent for training under Mr Keaton which lasts for all of 5 mins because suddenly the world needs saving from a dirty nuke and there is no one competent in the whole of USA but this kid.....seriously what will happen to this world and the rest of us and oh yeah i forgot to mention the kid doesn't like following orders he still likes playing teen/ lone wolf but apparently the deputy director doesn't think so and keeps insisting that he be taken on this mission and its clear that she has some sort of hard on for this kid ......apparently not my words but Mr Keaton's to which he gets a one line answer that sounded like "I am your Superior dammit" At this point i didn't understand who looked more stupid, the look on Mr Keaton's face who was probably thinking why did they even put that line there or more importantly Why the F**K did i even do this Movie, for the legend that he is i hope Mr Keaton doesn't do such unrealistic dumb ass movies that i frankly don't understand is targeted at whom or what part of the population, if this is what you are teaching kids that all you need to do is learn some kick boxing and throw knifes at doors and become an undercover operative, you are clearly responsible for making kids stupid but i guess the bunch of brain dead morons who wrote the script should have known that, i guess they didn't........Idiots! There is a reason why they are called Special Forces or the Elite, for Christs sake stop giving them a bad name and insulting there hard work.

The Flash (2014–2023)

Meet the King of Morons!

[1/10 · 13 January 2018]

If you haven't heard of this show by now then i hope you never do and i fervently hope you never get to see this stupidfest of a Tv show, i sadly was unfortunate enough to see the whole first season and yeah i binge watched it hoping against hope that maybe somewhere along the line it wouldn't feel so ridiculous anymore, sadly that time never came, it went from bad to terrible to downright worse until you are hoping someone came along and put a bullet in your brain or the brain dead characters who totally deserve one, seriously even a six year child could see through the plot holes that aren't just one or two but are everywhere i mean honestly speaking where do you even begin, The Flash got his Superpowers when he was hit by a freak lightning which happens via the services of the ever open to everyone S.T.A.R labs, apparently its such a high tech facility that doesn't even employ a guard, anyone anytime could just walk in like as if you are strolling through the park, the Flash is apparently as fast as lightning but apparently not fast as the not even having super power villains who come around kick his ass all over the place on a regular basis, he goes to his father starts crying, goes back to his colleagues at the lab where they give him some hair brained advice and some corny lines he then goes back to his job where his guardian/stepfather/future father in law also works and then he feeds him some corny lines as well trying to get his confidence up so his little girl in a superhero costume doesn't get his ass kicked again and then there is the pain in the ass and to the viewers eyes girlfriend of The flash, who just wants to be the center of attention no matter what, its incredible to know that in a matter of few episodes you can go from becoming a waiter to a reporter i wish real life was like that too, also she has a lifetime anytime access to star labs because apparently that how she finds out about barry being the flash, guys have you ever heard of a door, also its not like barry is trying to keep his identity secret because by the end of the first season it almost feels like half the town knows who this stupid moron playing superhero is, he is supposed to be funny instead he is anything but that, he is the super hero having his periods and there is probably not one episode where he isn't crying or straight out bawling, i fail to understand whats wrong with men these days if they are even called men, you have to be dumb as a rock to like this show, i read a review here that this show is meant for 6-15 year old kids, trust me no kid should be made to watch this tripe, i was always a big fan of the Flash, this is definitely not the Flash we grew up on but unfortunately the brain dead comatose people running the Soap opera channel CW don't think so.

Good Luck if you still watch!

Matinée (2009)

No wonder Feministic Porn Is so Boring!

[2/10 · 12 January 2018]

This the second JLB movie that i have watched now and i am pretty sure am definitely not going to watch anymore of her movies, what i so fail to understand is why is Feministic Porn so damn boring and why does it look so tediously unreal, you don't expect a story in a porn movie but it is commendable that they try to pass it of as having one, except when the story seems so unreal as well and at the same time boring, i completely understand that different people have different tastes and not everyone likes it dirty and nasty but for some reason all the men in JLB's movies either look gay and look like they are being forced to have sex with a female or they look like they are missing a few gears and are perpetually stuck in the second gear, the men in her movies look like little bit...s who have absolutely no idea what they are doing and its the women running the show which is good to a certain extent but after a while it looks fake and unreal, why would a woman want to have sex with a man whos acting like a little girl, she would be better of having sex with a woman instead, if this is how men have sex with women in everyday life then it would be better of that women turn to there own sex for satisfaction and fulfillment, the movie looks so old and grainy that it might well have been shot with a cheap handy cam, frankly people should stop calling it artistic porn and call it substandard porn that you instantly regret you ever watched, seriously badly acted regular porn will manage to give you a hard on any given day than this play acting porn rubbish, frankly it will you turn you off sex if you take this seriously.. I think i understand now why its called feministic porn because it is strictly meant for the consumption of man hating feminists, if you are a sensible enough that should be enough to not make you watch this mediocrity masquerading as artsy porn! But Good Luck if you think Different.

Skin. Like. Sun. (2009)

Pointless Boring & will probably Turn You off sex if you are Straight

[1/10 · 12 January 2018]

Considering this Movie was made by two Female Feminist Directors, i wanted to see how they depicted sex between a man and a woman, i had no prejudgements at the beginning but all it took was 20 minutes, first i thought the movie was playing in slow motion then i realized that no it was the normal speed and not long after that i started questioning my sanity and my judgement and 10 more minutes later i started fast forwarding, i don't know in what world two straight people have sex like that but i am definitely sure it doesn't belong to this world, 0 attraction 0 chemistry 0 vibe 0 urgency and 0 arousal or excitement for the audience, the guy looks like he is gay or probably is maybe they should have made it with two guys at least that would have looked more real, the way he touches the girl is enough evidence, it looks like he was forced to have sex with a girl, first it looked farcical and then i couldn't help but laugh, someone reviewed here that they are a real life couple, whatever that means because if sex between a man and a woman is that boring then there is probably no hope for this world, only a feminist could make straight sex look so boring and tedious and a complete turn off and this is supposed to be artistic porn

If you are straight you are better of watching regular internet porn than this piece of tripe.

Meri Pyaari Bindu (2017)

Shaky Start Picks up a bit in the middle Ends Strong.

[6/10 · 26 December 2017]

If you were born in the 80s lived through the roaring 90s and were there at the end of the century to welcome it this movie is for you, its a story of a bygone era much before internet and mobile phones and Ipads changed our life's for better or worse, its those days when Mithun Chakraborty singing and dancing to 'I am a disco dancer' would send anyone into raptures or anyone who has ever made a mixed tape for a girlfriend or when a girl would call you on your home landline and everyone would want to know who it was? its a story of a time when intelligent and smart meant how many books you had read not how you look or how many likes you got on Facebook or Instagram, its a story of Friendship Love Heartbreak Loneliness but most importantly Longing for something that you cannot have, its a story that will evoke memories that will take you to a place in time and just leave you there, its a story for people like us who have some fond memories to remember, this story had such a promising premise and it could have been so much better but alas it lacked the execution, parineeti is a good actress but she seems completely unconvincing from the start, looks like she didn't take to the story its only towards the end that she rescues the role given to her, personally i would have much preferred a Yami Goutam or Bhumi pednekar for this role, the director also doesn't do a convincing enough job to give the story an 80s or 90s feel which this story desperately needed and Ayushman does a decent enough job with what he is given but this movie could have been so much more then how it turned out, the story had its heart in the right place unfortunately the people involved couldn't breathe life into it, the only saving grace for this movie is that it does a great job towards the end and honestly one of the best endings in recent times, its leaves you nostalgic and in that moment you feel like you could forgive the people associated with this movie for not doing a better job, All in all it was a missed opportunity, this could have turned out epic if only it had better execution but Alas! I wouldn't recommend it for everyone, if you are in your 30s or more this movie is for you if not stay away, most people who are dissing this Movie i can understand its not meant for the millennial generation who have grown up on a steady diet of Facebook Instagram Twitter or Tinder, you will probably have to wait for 10 or 20 years when someone makes a similar movie and maybe then you will understand the power of memories, just towards the end of the movie there is a scene where Ayushmann and Parineeti look at each other and there is so much said without uttering a single word, its just beyond amazing, that was the whole movie for me right there. You have to make memories first to fully understand and Appreciate them.

Bitch (I) (2017)

Tries Hard but ultimately Fails

[3/10 · 24 December 2017]

Read a review on the Guardian before watching this it said " a tame feminist satire lacks bite", although the review wasn't promising but still watched it because sometimes all of us like to watch something different sadly by the end i found saying to myself the review was spot on, although the movie deals with a very important issue but i found the execution lacking for the most part, the only thing to watch is Marianna palka who has written the screenplay acted and directed the movie but the rest of the cast is completely unconvincing and for the most part look uninterested as well, maybe after a while it looks like except the protagonist no else believes in this story anymore