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La leggenda del Titanic (1999)
So many positive reviews...
FREAKING SPOILERS! DO NOT READ IF YOU WANT TO WATCH THIS CRAP-SHOW FOR SOME BIZARRE REASON.
The first reviews I encountered, upon looking up this piece of offal, were all starred very highly and encouraged adults to pick up Legend of the Titanic for their young kids, because it's a "fun movie" and has "cute talking animals."
What the hell is everyone smoking?!
Cute talking animals do not a decent movie make. This story is horrendous! I came to IMDb to see if I could scout out an information about why this particular piece of garbage was created in the first place. The Nostalgia Critic theorized that someone must have thought the James Cameron film was a story about a fictional ship and the creators of the animated title went with a "kid friendly" take on the "legend."
I was really hoping to find some evidence that the people responsible for this stupid, stupid movie really didn't know this was a true story and were trying to re-tell a fairy tale. If the script-writers and directors knew that the Titanic was a true tragedy, and STILL went with the people all being saved by magical whales, I weep for humanity.
This is NOT a good show for kids. It's historically inaccurate, treats a serious subject with disdain, and is just plain disrespectful to the people who died.
Do NOT believe what people say. Cute animals are not enough to justify showing this crap to your child.