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Tim and Eric's Billion Dollar Movie (2012)
Love the Show, Dislike the Movie
Say whatever you want about Tim and Eric Awesome Show Great Job and Tim and Eric's Billion Dollar Movie but love them or hate them their comedy is unique and will stick with you. They definitely seem to be a polarizing act!
Some people love them, some people hate them, to each their own. Lovers and haters just need to accept each other. If you love this show, accept that other people may not share our sense of humor. If you hate this show, then don't watch it, and accept that we find this kind of comedy funny. Why is that so hard for some people to accept?
In the end most fans seem to like the movie while people who don't like their TV show will never like the movie.
Quick Change (1990)
Quick Change is Hilarious!
I just saw this recently and I'm surprised I've never heard much of it before. This movie is hilarious! I've liked most of Bill Murray's comedies but this one is maybe his very best. He is awesome and so is Geena Davis. Randy Quaid is hilarious as the slow-witted sidekick. I don't want to give away the plot but it involves a bank robbery and the attempted getaway. Bill Murray is at his sarcastic best in this movie so if you are a fan of his or of heist comedies in general I guarantee you will love this movie. Quick Change is one of the best comedies I have ever seen in my entire life. The scenes where they catch the bus and have to deal with the bus driver alone are worth watching the movie.
The Ballad of the Purple Clam (2006)
Funny
This is a funny animated short about a guy who goes out in search of the clam who once bit off his finger. Not much else to say about it without giving away any of the jokes, but the animation is good and the jokes are all pretty funny. It is obviously professionally done. Not sure if these people have ever done any other short animated videos but if they have I would be willing to check them out. Hard to come up with more lines about this short. I could have just watched it again by now. Ten lines? OK the voices were very well done so that is good too. I give it seven out of ten because it's good, there's nothing really bad about it, but it could be more funny and some of the plot turns you can see coming, but it is worth watching.
Among Us (2004)
Garbage
This script must have been the worst movie script that's ever been produced. The acting is even worse than the script. And the production values are even worse than the acting. That is how completely awful this movie is. I don't even consider it a movie, it's what you would expect to see if you gave a couple grade eight kids a video camera for a day. And by video camera I mean old style camcorder camera that uses VCR tapes. To anyone involved in this production I say please, please, for your families and for your own self respect and for the movie watching public, never ever make another movie again. This movie was so bad there aren't words to describe it.
Deal or No Deal (2005)
People Select Random Numbers. It's Even More Boring than it Sounds.
How this show got to be considered a hit is beyond me. How can anyone in the world with an IQ of higher than three watch this show and actually consider it to be entertainment? That question will haunt me as long as I live. Howie Mandel is an okay host with a few funny lines every now and then when he talks to the contestants but that is about the only somewhat bright point in this show. All that happens in this show is they choose a contestant who randomly selects numbered briefcases, then they open them, and whatever dollar value is inside gets eliminated from the board, the goal being to NOT eliminate the high values (the highest is one million dollars). That's it. No skill involved at all. After each round of random guessing, the banker calls down and offers them an amount of money to quit. That amount of money is always somewhat less than the average amount of money left between the briefcases. So there's not even any variation there. Just people picking random briefcases. Something is wrong with our society when that becomes a hit.
The Lizzie McGuire Movie (2003)
Ouch!
If this is where entertainment is heading we as a society are in serious, serious trouble. I know she's just a kid and so are the rest of the cast for the most part but the acting is just terrible. The script is a total mess and a predictable joke. The soundtrack is also vapid, pointless drivel. This movie is just awful, awful, awful! However you look at it this movie has nothing good to offer. Even as schlocky entertainment it has no value at all. I don't have much else to say but I have to write more lines so I will just add that whoever wrote, produced and directed this must have something against all of us to unleash such a pointless waste of film on us.