patmeng Reviews

The Cloverfield Paradox (2018)

DULL

[2/10 · 7 November 2018]

90 min of bad acting, bad camera work and dullness

Without CGI nobody would look the movie at all

Hangman (II) (2017)

Did Hollywood get bought up by Bollywood?

[4/10 · 10 December 2017]

Slow boring performance. Stereotype sup-par acting. No energy, fast wrap-up and low entertaining value. Fastfood like value. In Jeff Labrecque's article in Entertainment Weekly, he writes that countless American actors have been negatively impacted by the large influx of actors from the UK. He pinpoints training as the main issue. There are far too many American actors who are prone to laziness.

Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets (2017)

Puppet movie?

[3/10 · 5 November 2017]

Awful direction, sub-par acting, wisp of a plot, painful dialogue, just a mess. Nothing whatsoever is explained, no attempts are made to fix loose ends, there is no resolution to any of the multiple sub-'plots,' the score is uninspired and mixed too loud to establish a proper sense of eeriness, and I think the movie is why I'm constipated.