Reviews
The Resort (2021)
So Bad Cheesy Doesn't Describe It
Horrible special effects, bad filming, and the audio effects, which I assume we're supposed to add to the story really do the exact opposite. Bad actors, bad screenplay, bad filming, and Horrible special effects make ot barely watchable. You can only watch it long enough to hope there's some kind of improvement but it never seems to happen. Then there's the sequencing. Wtf? This probably would make sense if it was a high school film class project with a deadline because nothing about it makes much sense otherwise. Well now that it's watched, I guess I don't have to wonder anymore. As it's been said there's only one word to describe this....... HORRIBLE!
Escape Room: Tournament of Champions (2021)
What happens if you order Saw from Wish?
The creativity is not very inspired. The worst of the Saw franchise is better than the best of this franchise to date. When Amanda appears and admits that she was involved in the design of this episode you realize the creative minds behind Minos aren't all that creative. I find it hard to believe any rich people would actually pay money to view these "Escape Artists" die. With all that is happening in the World these days people are grasping at any source of entertainment they can find. Watch it if you have free time and can't find anything else to watch. The best thing about it is the short run time. I'm kinda glad I couldn't watch the Extended cut.
Van Helsing: The Doorway (2021)
Apparently the Dark Realm has hair dye
Pretty much an entire episode of flashbacks. At least it's more exciting than a 45 minute stroll through a parking garage. 😂
The Rental (2020)
Are People Really this Stupid
Pretty slow moving. Almost zero action. I spent most of the movie trying to figure out which character was the dumbest. I think it's pretty obvious that the dog was the smartest. I hope people really aren't this stupid.
FBI (2018)
Renewed for a 4th Season?
This series proves the average intelligence level of North Americans watching Television is dropping at an epic rate. The producers quite obviously do almost no research. I just watched a random episode to see if things have improved and it's even more disappointing than the first few episodes. Sad sad series.
Blindsided (2021)
Trust theses reviews
This wasn't a good movie. Points for trying to use the Sicario franchise name to promote the movie but definitely not a great movie. When a guy sees the ads you might think,"At the very least I can watch a smoking hot Natasha Henstridge for awhile." Um..........
Return to Sender (2015)
Second Guesses
It's obvious from reading most of the reviews, even by the supposed professional critics, that they didn't understand exactly what was going on. There are several scenes where you should be asking who is plotting against whom. The tricky part is people aren't understanding that the length of the movie and storyline often confuse the actual timeline. It actually spans several years, not just a few Months that people seem to think. Overall if you open your mind and pay attention, it's actually a fairly decent movie.