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Followed Home (2010)
10 minutes into it
I didn't have time to assess the acting, or the plot, or the structure of this collection of moving pictures. I got 10 minutes into it and decided it was simply bad for my eyes. In post production editing, it looked like they sped it up about 10% to give it some sort of grainy edgy realistic look...when all it did was make it completely un-watchable. And a tip for the director, don't let your actors improvise...they'll almost always try and wipe their ass with their own socks.
Green River (2008)
Rock Bottom movie making
On a scale of 1 to 10 (10 being Spielberg and 1 being a monkey throwing feces) I gladly rate this movie lower than 1. I collect low budget indie movies and can sit through pretty much anything, and every single time I think I've seen the worst, another comes along that tops it (or bottoms it in this case). No plot spoiling here because there is no plot. What you do have is 2 actresses who thought it would be a good idea to cut their teeth in the B movie world before moving onto bigger and better things. Only problem is, bigger and better for these two will mean working at an In-N-Out Burger joint for the rest of their lives because acting is now out of the question. In fact, I demand they reimburse me the 4 bucks I wasted on this movie..if you could call it that. I call it BS !!