What is wrong with you people? This movie is a disaster of a mess. The fact that I have yet to see a single review that wasn't. "It's emotional" Confuses me. Yes, it's emotionally manipulative. This movie is why that term exists, nothing happens in this movie except events that get the most emotion out of you without moving forward any plot.
Let's look at the most critical of reviews which ignore the fact that all 'development' of our main lead is done so at the cost and expense of everyone around him being awful or dying. That's it. He never stops and thinks or does anything that makes him a better person, he's talented because he has to be for the plot to work, but outside of that he's horribly insufferable. That's a main character you want to succeed or even want to see period, this entire character feels like a blender of tropes for an indie movie lead.
The movie itself being told in an awful order works against it, until you realize that it's worse when you put the scenes in their proper order and realize this entire character is WOE IS ME the movie. Let's go through and think of how awful this character is, and how this movie deserves all the hate it gets.
Sindey Hall is a young tortured artist on par with all those other young tortured artist who are liberal and tired of being tied down by the man. Because he really has an unhealthy obsession with writing about a single character and being very inappropriate about it. Everyone tells him, the issue is you and your personality. He doesn't change his views btw, he never even acknowledges they are problems.
Next Sidney comes across a jock who's generic and jocky in ever sense of the word. We don't see or know he's a bully or a jock until later, but Sidney knows and is so over this. This character has two very conflicting aspects of his personality that don't work, and is only there for Sidney to feel super sad due to a twist that's revealed in the last 10 mins of the movie. His name is Blake.
It so happens Sidney's neighbor across the street from him is a quirky young girl who's in love with him and has always been in love with him. Like everyone else who's in Sidney's life she exists for him to seem like a better person. She's a trope of every indie-girl you've ever met thrown into a blender. Her character only works if you tell the story out of order because you don't actually know what her character is outside of her really liking Sidney.
That's your whole cast by the way. Rest of the characters are vehicles to get Sidney super sad, or onto the next scene. They don't exist outside of Sidney's world and they don't act on their own accord except when it's something to make Sidney feel bad.
Spoilers.
Blake's dad is a rapist, comes out of nowhere btw, and he's recording and blackmailing him. He kills himself when Sidney's mother destroys the tape he had set aside as blackmail. He just stabs himself with a knife because... no clue. Previous scene had him sitting there for minutes talking about how his dad is a monster and he'll kill him to save his sister and the women around him. And he kills himself because it makes Sidney sadder. Can't have him following through with his character, because his death might have meant something.
This leads to Sidney writing his first book called "Woe is Me in Suburbia" In which it's the best book ever and is the best book ever. Book is based on Blake's life and is Woe is Me to the point that people are killing and attacking each other over it. Sidney blames himself, despite the book being about events that he knows ended with the death of another person. Which is where I get a bit annoyed.
Sidney very much knows he took a real life tragedy which impacted people's lives, turned it into a novel, and is confused and upset that it impacted people negatively? Maybe just maybe, this is why most readers would look at this and go, seems like an 18 year old wrote this, and it wouldn't become the massive hit the movie makes it out to be. Sidney divorces himself from alot of obvious consequences on the grounds of he didn't mean it throughout this movie.
Also none of this is told in an even remotely decent order.
Sidney ends up marrying and falling in love with lil girl across the street because they're both weird outcasts. But his Woe is Me skit ends with her being tired of it and leaving him. He cheats, it's not stated if he did it before or after they had their problems but he absolutely did cheat. Movie doesn't even try to justify how or why that's ok, just that he made a mistake. A mistake he goes onto lie about, and then feels really bad when his wife who is pregnant with their child dies because she's unable to coup with him being a lying cheater.
Sure is a good thing she has less than 50 lines in this movie so I have no attachment to her when she shows up near the middle revealing they got married, and dies in the end so we can justify Sidney being an awful homeless bum. She needed to die so he could be super sad and depressed, which conflicts with the ending of the movie btw.
His first movie made him feel bad and went crazy because of the impact it had on the world around him. His second book was his publisher taking pages he'd written and stringing them together... So why does he care what impact the first book had when it's literally based on someone's real life events and the impact they had. When the second book isn't mentioned, talked about, or even noticed? All we know about his second book is it's as popular as his first and when Sidney is told this he goes "I'm divorcing myself from anything to do with that." An emotion and act which would have made more sense for the first book.
This movie is a hot mess. This is why I feel alot of people who review things on IMDB should probably not look at an Indie movie and go "Well it looks and feels like an indie movie 8/10" When they review these things. This movie is what happens when you try to seem deep and tell a tortured story of a tormented out of place soul, but you realize you have no idea what you're saying.
The entire film Sidney is a whiney brat who's only shown in a positive light next to his mother who's controlling and violent. This doesn't excuse the next ten to twelve years of his life where he's just the worst sort of person. Alot of reviews seem to ignore how awful he is because bad things happen to him, and ignore that the bad things happen to him at the cost of other people's lives. This movie is like watching a car crash in slow motion.
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