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The Rhythm Section (2020)

I Gave It One Star Because Its Not The Worst Ever... (Maybe 2nd)

[1/10 · 29 April 2020]

That honor still goes to Ishtar... I dont know if its the directors fault or this tradgedy happened in post production, but its just a hodgepodge of scenes put together with no thought of continuity at all. There was NO plot, back story, depth, etc... I was held up at gunpoint once. The robber took almost $300... I paid $7 to see this, and i feel more violated about this $7 that was just taken from me

The Year of Spectacular Men (2017)

no

[1/10 · 19 June 2018]

While i applaud Zoey for throwing a bone to her entire family, Mama should've contributed to her retirement fund and stopped after Back To The Future, and her sister could easily be gainfully employed at Home Depot! ...this one just missed the mark all together.... If any of the Thompson / Deutch family members read this and feel compelled to refund my $5.99 just message me for my Paypal address

Fallen (II) (2016)

hmm

[1/10 · 29 August 2017]

ya know... i actually wanted to watch this movie (not sure why, probably just hot girls...) but, $9.99? really? that takes some balls. i would've gladly paid $5.99 or even $6.99 like most other movies.. but the audacity of asking $9.99 for garbage (hot girls) with NO plot (or nudity)???

ha. ill just wait until its a 'commercial free' joke on 'TBS Up All Night', 2 months from now.... $9.99... choke on a suitcase full of dicks

****follow up. i went for it at $6.99 (months later). I spent $6.99 twice tonight. once for the movie and again for two egg rolls! deep fried, golden brown, i wish you knew how amazing these egg rolls were! anyway, i will remember the egg rolls months from now, the movie... no. on the bright side, id rather feel robbed of $6.99 and raped by a movie, as opposed to feeling raped by an egg roll... :P I've seen deeper content in a 3 min. music video (though they looked similar in scene location). If you're going to make garbage, throw in some random boobs :/

Song to Song (I) (2017)

I've never asked for my $4 back until now... :/

[1/10 · 7 July 2017]

well, ISHTAR is no longer the worst movie ever made.... there is nothing worse than a film trying to be all deep and introspective, but its just... not.

maybe there's a reason your "Indipendant Award Winning" motion picture (at the Buttfuck Montana Film Festival) went straight to video. Instead of self producing / funding a 'passion project', next time you feel like flushing your extra money down the toilet, just mail it to me! ill send you a stamped envelope everyone involved should be ashamed of them selves. i feel violated... you owe me 2 hrs. and $4