So there are movies made because they are important. Movies made because the script is so well written and the scenes are fleshed out in a way that tells a compelling story making one ponder why? How? Did I just complete a piece of my life journey by watching this?
This is NOT one of those movies. At least not in the traditional sense. The how is framed in questions like "how did this movie get made? How did they get stars 9at least well known actors) to be in this?" The why, from questions as basic as "why did I spend 90 minutes of my life on this film?" This movie is, in every sense of the phrase, a
"Paycheck" movie.
I won't go through the plot points. Spoiler, it's "Jaws" on land with a bear, which has been done so many times before, except this one makes it doubly atrocious because it didn't follow "Jaws" ... it followed "Jaws 4"...you know the one? The one were the shark has a hard on for the Brody boys and after killing the one son, follows the other to the Caribbean to "finish the deed!" There. All caught up. Good.
True spoilers now:
As an example of how bad this waste of digital 1s and 0s on an electronic camera is we have piper Peraboo's character. She must have taken a master class in looking scared for no reason and then, when it was time to panic for real with a bear 10 feet from her, we get the incredible talent of tripping over our own feet. As a matter of fact, every character in this movie has at least one "Bear! I must trip now." Moment. Her character is hearing impaired. This must of have been her "paycheck" moment as she took this roll. I can hear agent now, " Zombie trip through the movie and look good. We don't need to hear you speak dear.' Aside from the fact that her character being hearing impaired affects the plot in absolutely no way possible. There's no "over coming adversity moment" for her. And her impairment does not serve as a "hidden" talent to destroy the antagonist.
Then we have the brothers. They fight. They throw punches....multiple..in front of the girls as a matter of fact.... (not my term. That's the actual way these women are described in the movie multiplied times. 'The girls") with full on punches to the face. No damage. And of course one of the women, not piper....she's too busy not saying anything...fires a gun and asks "are they are 12? To stop them.....never mind they are in the woods...at night... trying to hunt a bear that is a known killer. Bang! Here we are. Come and eat me!
Nothing makes sense. Every person who has a gun, literally cannot hit a target from 5 feet away. Even with a rifle. Billy bob's character takes a shot, and it explodes a tree about 6 inches in diameter.....yet the following 4 shots I am assuming he hits when the bear is charging right at him from 20-50 feet... no damage. The bear is an American grizzly and is HUGE. About 12 feet tall. He's an experienced hunter. We know the gun does damage from the same scene. Nothing! He dies..... but he saved piper, and his prosthetic makeup on half scratched off ear/face looks pretty good.
Towards the end they make it to a boat met by sheriff on the lake/river. Sherif and one of brothers on the beach about 100 feet from woods. Some how, the bear sneaks up right next to the two on the beach as someone in boat yells "watch out!" (Cause they didn't see bear casually strolling out of woods up to the guys til just now??) Then bear mauls cop. Bear proceeds to maul almost everyone as the people in boat shoot at bear and miss again while goes to boat and flips it. Then gas and a flare are used. This still doesn't kill bear as he is about to maul hero brother, marsdan's character. Then just as he's about to be eaten, voila, Bear croaks.
Quite possibly being the most ridiculous scene in movie history containing name brand actors and a movie with a budget.
Then camera pans up and fades into the natural beauty of the mountains of the Pacific Northwest. NO tie ups. Nothing. Just done. And just like that gone as fast as it came into existence. I had never heard of this movie until it popped up on Starz.
Again, wondering what the producers had on these actors to be in this movie? Listed as a horror movie, there is no horror. The jump scares are made laughably silly by the fact that a 3000 lb animal can suddenly pop up behind you on a beach, or sneak around in the woods silently to stalk victims. Actors are serviceable as they trod through a stupid script, but over all you just can't buy into any of this.
Want to see a good "Bear Scare" movie? try "the Prophecy 1979". Mutant bear from toxic waste....now that's a scary bear! Or, "the Edge" with sir Anthony Hopkins. Wanna see real bear damage, watch "the Revenant" bear scene. That'' put a little pee in your trousers.
In the end, a movie was made, production quality was good, Actors got paid, A director is embarrassed and producers should find a different hobby.
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