chasehadley Reviews

Crimes of the Future (2022)

Cries of the boredom.

[2/10 · 5 June 2022]

Crimes or the future More like cries of the bored syndrome Or videobore. To say this movie was terrible is being polite. Someone supposedly had a panic attack seeing this body horror film, I had a sleep attack I was so bored. Cronenberg an indisputable master of the body horror genre and surreality, gave me the best sleep of my life thus far.

This movie was so outrageously boring and dull there's no words to describe it.

If you want to watch something that gets under your skin stick to classics like, the fly, videodrome and some other one I forgot.

This movie will either make you fall asleep, pop into another theatre for a better and more interesting film or make you so annoyed and frustrated with its boring and uninspiring plot to make you want to boycott the producers and writers for even having the green light on this snore horror.

Please folks I'm telling you, just skip this one, it's not even worth you reading this. It's that bad. But If I saved you from watching this film, then I can live the rest of my days happy and recovered from this atrocious and criminally catatonic film. If sleeping in a movie theatre is on your bucket list, then I highly recommend this film to you.

Obi-Wan Kenobi (2022)

Hello there! You are a bold one!

[9/10 · 27 May 2022]

First off, Wow wow wow wow wow.

I swept into this show with distrust, and trauma due to Disney's horrific dumpster fire of the last 3 films of the Mary Sue, Rey palatine nonsense.

I read comments and reviews but nothing prepared me more for this spectacular ode to the best films ever created. I personally loved the prequels and to this day Revenge of the Sith is hands down the most amazing and beautiful movie I have ever seen. I've seen it so much I can quote every line and play back every scene. I'm a huge STARWARS nerd. I have a $360,000 collection of memorabilia (nothing from Disney's prequels, and rightfully so) This show is amazing, it pays homage and a sweet ode to the prequels.

Yes reva is nonsense and some of the stuff they did is nonsense but you can't let that distract you from this show.

Ewan, you have done it again! I am a huge Ewan mcgregor fan. From train spotting to dr sleep.

He holds this story together. And it's nothing like the novel, have an open mind. Give it a go.

It's great so far.

The Time Traveler's Wife (2022)

Buckle up Chicago, this show is windy with joy!

[8/10 · 23 May 2022]

Ignore the negative comments and reviews.

This show is underrated, captivating, refreshing and a great addition to the novel, although some minor scenes have changed it does not take away from the shows simplistic beauty. Within a dream of a dream that was a dream became a true dream of a past that fell upon a dream, those are true quotes from Shakespeare regarding beauty instilled becoming beauty installed. As goes for nutters series time travelers wife.

The book was great, the movie was good this was fantastic.

So simply put, Henry D (Theo James) A time traveler has had his ups and downs, Family tragedy, a super disease named time travel, and His wife Claire. The story takes you through Henry and Clair's point of view making it a remarkable piece of story telling.

So stop wasting time or thinking it won't be good, if you like me, or either a hopeless romantic or just a guy who loves classy romance movies give this a go!

A good story will turn even the hardest of fellows soft, for a little bit of time. What a great production, and performance from Mr. James (Henry Detamble) Although, maybe the part for Clair was miscast?

The only issue I have is the chemistry, she's not as strong or as go with the flow as she was in the book or movie. One thing wrong doesn't make the whole thing wrong in my opinion.

Buckle up, because this is a great show and won't crash!

-pun intended!

Thanks :)

Dog (I) (2022)

Dogs lead the way, all the way

[8/10 · 17 April 2022]

Go watch it on Amazon if your too lazy to go to a theatre But in all seriousness it's a great dog film.

It's a bit emotional probably for women Or animal lovers. I'm a dog lover and retired vet so it played on my strings I didn't cry but it was a great film Loved it Rangers lead the way.

No Time to Die (2021)

Strange strange demonic Hollywood

[6/10 · 8 October 2021]

6/10 for action But really naming the villain Lucifer satan? Read his name " luystifer safin" hidden in plain sight. And watch our T there is demonic and devil worship/ occult symbolism everywhere..... one eyes, pentagrams, mock decor of our lord Jesus. If u like bond and can ignore the satanic shit in this movie then go ahead.. it's a chill movie.

Observe and Report (2009)

Underrated beauty

[10/10 · 25 September 2021]

I cant think of any reasons not to love this film. It's hard to make me laugh, and I love dark humor. Ignore bad reviews they just don't get it... stop scrolling through reviews and go watch this already!

So go light up a joint and enjoy this epic comedy.