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Baywatch: Come Fly with Me (1999)
Mitch, I Got An Itch
A Red Baron wannabe "strafes" Jessie and JD on the beach. A crowd of swimmers blows chunks on the beach. Abused boy Tanner from a previous episode calls Mitch for help. Mitch seems to have more young kids stay at his house than Michael Jackson. While in a holding cell, Mitch meets a new friend who needs a dentist. Mitch prepares to cook T-bone steaks inside and is given a friendly reminder that his Weber grill would work better.
Baywatch: Charlie (1997)
Sad but uplifting episode
The term "A Very Special Episode" was overused in in the 1980s. This episode truly lives up to that title. "Charlie" was inspired by the real life struggle of Charlie Hayes who visited the Baywatch set while fighting cancer.
Sadly, Michael Cuccione, who portrays Charlie, also struggled with cancer.
A little research into the backstory of this episode reveals that David Hasselhoff is a very decent person.
Baywatch: Lifeguard Confidential (1997)
Caroline Returns
A Rick Dees wannabee in a chopper goes up and down the beach every morning causing problems. Caroline returns late at night. Wears a crop top. Picks up a dirty diaper on the beach. Sailboat capsizes. Mitch hero. Mitch and Caroline make dinner. Newman gets a large breasted horse face girlfriend. Lani dances like she is in Special Ed. Camera guys falls, "Rick Dees" ditches. Newman's equine girlfriend spilled the beans.
Pretty much any episode with Yasmine Bleeth gets a 10.
Baywatch: Nevermore (1997)
Can't get any worse!
Is this the worst Baywatch episode ever made? No! This is the worst TELEVISION EPISODE ever made!
A Cardassian character from Star Trek who wears rotting bandages and writes blithering poetry lives in an old power plant. He also reads alot of books, especially Edger Allen Poe. And saves people who are drowning under the pier. And has a talking bird for a companion.
This is also the last episode for CJ and Sammy.
Need I say more?
Baywatch: Hot Water (1997)
Triumvirate of Beauty
Guys and gals sunbathing nude. Gawking dorks almost fall off cliff.
Three of the hottest Baywatch babes don bikinis and go boating.
Neely goes scuba diving. Then does a face plant on the ocean floor.
Then talks like The Chipmunks.
Rogue pilot crashes F-16 carrying cholera, then bushwhacks the three Baywatch hotties.
Mitch, on his day off, saves California from the cholera.
Baywatch: Matters of the Heart (1997)
Barrio meets the beach
Rival gangs are brought to the beach to clean up and learn CPR. They are given rakes and shovels. They use them for cleaning, and for fighting.
Manny is haunted by homeboys from his past.
Mitch falls in love with Sammy. (Good choice Mitch, she is hot).
Yasmine Bleeth was not in this episode, but Nancy Valen helps make up for it!
Baywatch: Chance of a Lifetime (1997)
Honymoon
Stephanie and Tom decide to go on a sailboat cruise for their honeymoon. They scrape up some loser teens as a crew. Dweebs, dorks, cretins, pinheads, and a geek with a high IQ (for this group room temperature is above average IQ) round out the group setting sail.
Before they set sail, CJ and Cody arrive with several bags of Cracker Jacks and chips to sustain them on the 2 week voyage.
Two of the "intellectuals" on the crew, who happen to be step brothers, destroy the radio while beating each other to a pulp. But hey, who needs communication when a huge hurricane is moving in?
During the storm some rigging falls and lands on Stephanie. Although she appears uninjured, she is mortally wounded.
So ends the career of the least attractive and most annoying female lifeguard on Baywatch!
Baywatch: Bachelor of the Month (1997)
Yasmine!
Opening montage of Yasmine Bleeth prancing around in a yellow bikini gets this episode a 10! Everything else is irrelevant, like the super annoying Stephanie getting married to Dr. Pimple Popper or a Portuguese man o' war running amok along the coastline. The fact that this is Logan Fowler's last episode is just icing on the cake!
Baywatch: Freefall (1996)
Hit bottom
The worst I have seen so far. The producers ( Hasselhoff and friends) ran out of money so made a clip show that made no sense. It sucked so bad they they put it on the shelf and didn't use it until the next season. So events and characters are out of sequence!
Baywatch: Baywatch Angels (1996)
Not the worst
This episode started off really bad, but slowly got better! And hey, we got a rare break from Hasselhoff!
Rick Michel also does a great job as the villain. And seeing the gals as the Angels wasn't too bad. All in all, a so so episode.
Baywatch: Sweet Dreams (1995)
Look What I Found!
What happens when Logan gets caught with a large breasted and small witted gal in his tower? A phantom suspension! What happens when you find an abandoned baby? You get to keep him! Or her. Doesn't matter, its finders, keepers! On a side note, what happened to that bratty little boy/girl that Mitch is caring for, seems he/she is totally forgotten-AGAIN!
Also, Cody qualifies despite jumping the gun!
Baywatch: Hit and Run (1995)
Arh Arh Arh
I gave this a 10 just for Yasmine Bleeth barking like a seal! Also, Yasmine in a wet dress and CJ in a crop top does not hurt. Extra points for that semi-adopted kid being absent, again!