conny_the_slayer Reviews

Doom (1993 Video Game)

greatest old f.t.s beside half life

[9/10 · 15 June 2006]

there are ad ons in doom like dooms day then you can use the mouse to aim like in half life. and 3d model and new graphic like evil dead batman etc etc.in the old dos version you must have ipx to play muti player but in windows 95 you can have icp/ip to play and you can play cooperative in quake you can also play cooperative but in newer games there are almost no cooperative some of us don't have fast internet so then is super fun to play cooperative and they have improv the graphic the the newer windows 95 verison when you play mutiplayer you bare mask but in the window down there you show your face and gets smiles when you pick something up great game i have complete first and second and ultimate doom.

Spontaneous Combustion (1989)

great stuff mate

[10/10 · 15 June 2006]

In 1955 there was an experiment which was to build a shelter from radiation bomb. They filmed it like an old information film. The young Americans heroes who's has risked they life to the nation says the narrator! They tested them with a radiation monitor. The young couple cried when the countdown has started. The couple given a birth to the son after the experiment in the hospital the father come and gives him a carousel in plastic in a red box the son. He had always had a fever of 100 f and he used that to skip lessons the son name is Sam But parents started to burn first the mother later the father. There was a man who looked on it who was behind shadows. Sam had a birthmark on his hand which was a perfect cycle and the son was born in the 10th Hiroshima day later in the film was the Sam grown up and was in collage The son didn't know about his background they say that the parents has been drowned he was a member of a anti power plant organization all students of part in that organization First his friends dies by what they called spontaneous human combustion or S.H.C. the son had friend called Lou and has taken care of him all his life.

And some day he are going to the doctor and a fancy looking man take him to the basement and gave him a nail with green liquid but he resist and flame come out of the arm And in the end of the film it show out that everything is planed and the Sam was a super weapon atomic human the say and Lou was the man behind the shadows and has started the experiment and has pay the parents money to give birth. The shelter was only to protect from the explosion and the green liquid was a drug to stop the radiation. Sam took his life and Lou life after he knows the secret

Åsa-Nisse bland grevar och baroner (1961)

bad movie

[27 December 2005]

this film go all the time on the TV 4 and it black and white it are a sign which says coca cola and i think what the. yes you know the word and he was young in one seen a flash back and when use swords and horse and he was the man in the front as you know there are no war scenes on this movie if you have read the magazine from 30s i think and it you Vanna puke when you see this movie and if it dubber its wost there was one episode he help his post man for get a extra work out to spike the letter box to the flag stick it that kind of jokes i have a a hole box with 91 one better magazine and fri dolf from my uncle and stuff like that.

Men of War (1994)

great movie

[10/10 · 27 December 2005]

i like Dolph Lundgren and in this movie he dos not use a fake voice like in rocky 4. story is that he is a mercenary and he got a mission to "persuade" a tribe to sell they island.the island have resources like bird excrement when think it was jade. the tribe has Honor and can die for the island. he use a Carl Gustav bazooka first a thanked it was name after the dictator but he who invented the firearm has the name Carl Gustav.the bad guy in the movie have study Sun Tzu the art of war a book which is 2000 years old and he think that if the odds are higher to lose than to win the enemy will flee so he send a bout to nick Gunnar but he blow it away. nick chance side to the tribe and he say: bad odds? i like bad odds.no but it have sounded good

Zero Wing (1989 Video Game)

great intro

[27 December 2005]

the only good thing with this game are the intro.and if you go in to new grounds.com and search on "zero wind rhapsody" you seen the intro with song.He He the intro are so stupid all your base are belong to us. darn i must fill in all 10 line anyway this game bad but the intro is fun. think a bad movie like Russian ninja you look to it because its bad right? the evil cats come in to the space ship and say (like walker bush) all your base are belong to us. and send out they last "zig" a small spaceship.damn i hope the right spelling device doesn't crew it up.and the game is easy super easy and bullets which go to the targets the green.i think walker bush use this game for credits for he is DA man Ci 3 when you lose the winners say all your base it a bloody rip off like duke nuke say salute to the king like Bruce Campbell in SAM ramie evil dead.

Sonic the Hedgehog: The Movie (1996)

10/10

[10/10 · 20 November 2005]

this movie was great, only one thing could have made it even better... cause the voice-acting was so bad that i was thinking about suicide for awhile. But since I'm a really big fan of sonic the hedgehog i'd just had to watch it, and i don't regret it.

Robotnik looks so cool as always, will Sonic, Miles, Knuckles be able to defeat him I wanted to know, so i had much fun watching this, it's much better than any Sylvester Stallone film you've ever seen, not that he's in the movie but...

everybody, if you are a big fan of sonic the hedgehog, you should see this movie!