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The Guatemalan Handshake (2006)
What a completely awful movie!!!!
Watching this movie was so tedious and laborious that I think I would have enjoyed a punch in the stomach far more. Now this is an indie movie that you've probably never heard of, and for good reason too, but pray that you stay lucky and never accidentally see it. Who knows, someone may break into your home, tie you and your family up, and force you to sit through it. Once is torture, more could be lethal.
This is like an un-funny version of Napoleon Dynamite... Except Napoleon Dynamite wasn't funny.
Do yourself a favor and avoid this movie. You'll thank me. And yourself. And which ever God you believe in.
Dead Creek (2005)
It's the jump off!
Although this movie is a first for the young production company, even an initial watching displays the inherent quality. These boys have a bright future.
With well written dialogue, fantastic production design, astounding acting, and competent directing, this movie is a benchmark for the ages. Move over Goddard, Brakage, Lumet, Tarantino, Fellini, Antonioni, Varda, Vertov, and Dante, this movie will kick your ass! Highly recommended! Movie of the season! Be sure to check out their second short, "Risk Management"! Coming Soon to a computer screen or DVD player near you! A+++++. Fantastapotomus!