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The Witcher (2019)
Copious Deviation For An Epic's Peril - Charmed Fans Rejoice
Have The Series Creators Not Read "The Witcher" Books?
At What Level Are The Creators Familiar With The Video Games?
How Much Screen Time Is Devoted To Yennefer's Life Story vs. Geralt's Occasional Journey vs. All Other Event Development? It's Like He's Shoe-Horned In There Because Of A Contractual Obligation Or Afterthought. Little In The Actual Presentation Implies He's The Headliner; The Devoted Actor Seems Relegated To A Gratuitous Cameo Appearance.
Henry Cavill's Brilliant Performance Brings A Luster To This Otherwise Unfortunate Ball Of Sh---. The Witcher Series Seems More Like A Dime-Store Harlequin Romance+Hunk Adaptation Than A Medieval Monster-Hunter Adventure.
If The Writers Weren't So Resentful, Unsuspecting Viewers (Destined For Unfortunate Disappointment) Wouldn't Have To Endure 8+ Hours Of Misandry's Tall-Tale. It Remains Challenging To Ascertain From What They're Deriving More Pleasure In Sodomizing: This Culturally Great Epic, Or The Audience(s).
Munger Road (2011)
Incredible...
If You've Ever Been Left With That Empty-Sinking Feeling In Your Chest, Like A Chasm...Save Yourself The Consequences Of Seeing This Film.
The Directing Wasn't All That Bad; But Only By Taking The Low Budget Into Consideration, Yet Is Obviously Well Done Otherwise. There Is More Potential, If Serious Efforts Were Dedicated Toward Finishing The Story Started In 2011; Or I'm Completely Mis-Guided, And He Intentionally Ended It Brilliantly...As The Legend Never Actually Ends.
Despite The Low Budget, The Film Benefits From Decent Cinematography. Bruce Davison Delivers Believable Performance As The Police Chief, However Brooke Peoples (Joe) Appears To Be Smuggling A Persistent Smirk During Her Scenes, Detracting From The Film's "Intensity".
I'll Stop In The Same Spirit With Which This Film Ended: Just Short Of Any Comprehensive Conclusion.