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6 Underground (2019)
Laughably bad.
I love the movie Piranha 3D. That should give you an idea on how low my bar is. Seriously, it only takes about one funny line and 200 bucks worth of explosions and I'm around a 6/10 with a movie with zero story right out of the gate. Add one Step brothers caliber fart joke and you're at an 8. I'm basically a 5 year old in terms of movies and I gave this a 1/10. The dialog and "jokes" are so bad that they somehow ruined even a 100 million dollar effects budget and the adorable Ryan Reynolds for me. This movie made me hate Ryan Reynolds. How is that possible? Ryan Reynolds could be in the Taliban and I'd still sort of like him. Please watch Bad Boys 2 for the 300th time instead of this. You will thank me.
Transformers: Age of Extinction (2014)
Burt Reynolds couldn't save this movie.
Ok, yes he could. There is no movie unsaveable by Burt Reynolds, but he'd actually have to try. Most movies he could just phone in and make amazing.
Ready Player One (2018)
If you haven't read the book, it's probably good.
Yes yes, we all know the book is better. It definitely is, just like almost all movie adaptations. This is no exception. If you've read the book you won't be able to watch this movie with out thinking about the massive differences the entire time and wondering why they literally changed certain narratives to completely different ones that even served the same purpose in the story. You'll be puzzled. That being said, I tried to watch it with out a biased opinion because the book was so good that is stacked side by side, the movie has no shot. But if you haven't read the book, I can see how this would be a pretty entertaining movie with an interesting story line. If it wouldn't give away the ending, I'd tell someone to watch the movie first and enjoy it, and then read the book to really get the goods. I did the opposite which turned out to be a mistake. Prob about a 7 if you haven't read the book, about a 2 if you have.