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Tuca & Bertie (2019)
Utter Garbage
One of the most unfunny offerings fron Adult Swim since Birdgirl. No interesting story lines, no sympathetic characters, just boring birds churning out absolutely nothing of any real humor or note.
I guess AS is eschewing funny, edgy, humorous content to tick boxes in the Woke Lottery.
Birdgirl (2021)
Painfully unfunny & cringeworthy nostalgia mining.
Betting on the legacy of the hilarious, absurdist triumph that was Harvey Birdman: Attorney at Law to carry this show was ill considered. This program is completely lackluster in every respect.
The scenarios are tedious and the characters unlikeable and less than one dimensional. The animation style too glossy, lacking the coarseness of the original series.
Adult Swim and Cartoon Network used to be edgy and boundary pushing. Now, their output is primarily non-offensive, Establishment friendly dreck. Birdgirl is yet another example of this sad decline.
The Bay (2012)
An interesting entry in the found-footage horror genre.
Very effective and original horror film. It's scary, fun and brings an environmental message without being overly preachy.
Amityville 3-D (1983)
Under appreciated gem.
"Amityville 3: 3-D aka The Demon" is one of the most underrated horror films of the 1980's. One of most somber looks at life, death and the afterlife in a contemporary horror film; let alone a mainstream Hollywood flick. It also demonstrates the dangers of blind hubris in the main character played by Tony Roberts.
Tropical Cop Tales (2018)
Another Adult Swim flop
If you enjoy watching ugly, gross, shrieking 'actors' bellow out lines for a barely coherent plot then this is the show for you.
It's not clever, funny or even darkly humorous like "Eagleheart" or "Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell".
This show is utter dreck and an embarrassment. I thought the trailers were painful and cringeworthy but the actual program was miles worse.
Yet another flop in a series for Adult Swim.
The Shivering Truth (2018)
What has happened to adult swim?
It's pretentious, lame, stream-of-consciousness dreck. Boo!
I was expecting something darker, edgier and funnier. Adult Swim's programming has gotten progressively worse over the past 10 years.
This network used to be reliable for high weirdness with some wit and crudeness sprinkled throughout. Now, it's nothing but "Family Guy", "American Dad" and "Rick & Morty" re-runs along with greenlit trainwrecks like "The Shivering Truth".
I need to lower my expectations with regards to all pop culture, I guess.
Cthulhu (2007)
Utter Dreck
This movie was more SJW/'eco-pocalypse' fantasy than it was Lovecraftian fantasy. My only regret other than allowing myself to sit through this waste of digital space is that I could not give it negative stars in this review.
The Cropsey Incident (2017)
Is there a rating lower than 1 star?
If not, IMDB should adopt one. This film is a steaming pile of vomit. It looks like it was acted, directed, written and edited by a bunch of meth addicts with ADD. Total waste of money and time. Not just in my renting and watching it but for whatever morons actually invested their time and money in producing this video abortion.
Black Panther (2018)
Good concept, poorly executed.
Beyond the hype, this film just served as yet another tedious example of a poor script in a played out genre. Lots of great eye-candy but not much more. All sizzle and no steak.
The Legend of Boggy Creek (1972)
First of its kind
As far as I am aware, this film is the first of it's kind, pre-dating "The Blair Witch Project". Although, this "Boggy Creek" is a 'mockumentary' and not 'found footage'.
It deserves more accolades than it gets for this fact and that it was also a successful low-budget effort that surprised the industry.
The follow up sequel to this picture is worth missing although I would recommend the _Mystery Science Theater 3000_ send-up of it.
Kung Pow: Enter the Fist (2002)
Wonderful martial arts send-up!
Mr. Oedekerk is a tremendously talented gentleman and this parody is further proof of this claim.
What makes it all the more entertaining for me is that he is himself a martial artist. Its always reassuring to see a celebrity who isn't above poking a bit of fun at themselves.
Definitely a great movie for a fun night in!
Amityville Exorcism (2017)
Suffered from lack of budget
The dead horse that is the "Amtiyville Saga" is flogged once more and this entry makes last years effort, "The Amityville Terror" (2016) look like "Citizen Kane" by comparison.
To be charitable, this movie might have been a decent B-horror flick with a better budget and thus better actors and script revisions.
Amityville Death House (2015)
Terrible entry but not that terrible
On the whole, this is a decently written screenplay limited by budget. It would be a better film if the actors were more capable (less awkward, more professional) save Eric Roberts who was the only bright spot in the whole dismal affair.
I'm giving it 4-stars. I was going to give it three but Eric Roberts did a great job with what he was handed.
The Amityville Terror (2016)
Complete & utter garbage.
Probably the worst installment of the franchise and that is saying something. This film should never have been made. "The Amityville Terror" is an even bigger dud than "The Amityville Curse" (1990).
The original three films (1979, 1982, 1983) weren't great works of cinematic history but they were professionally acted, well directed and had good production values. This installment had NONE of those things.
Hollywood et al just need to stop with creating additions to this franchise. Its played completely out.