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rockmalone
Reviews
Septem8er Tapes (2004)
What a waste of time and money
This movie fails miserably on every level. I have an idea, let's take everyone involved in this movie and ship them into a hot zone in the middle east. Maybe if we're lucky they'll all be shot and killed and we won't have to ever have our time wasted by them again. Did I mention that I have never been so bitter about a cinematic pile of crap in my entire life? My god, I can't think of anything I've ever seen that was this bad. I'd rather watch Ishtar 25 times in a row than sit through 10 minutes of this sorry excuse for a film. If I ever happen to meet anyone who was involved in this film, I'll spit in their face and then beat them senseless. That's my two cents.
Swimming Pool (2003)
sexy?....sort of.
This movie plodded along aimlessly for the first 20 or 30 minutes. The only thing at all interesting were the nude and semi-nude scenes with Ludivine Sagnier. Nice nubile flesh. There was one nude scene with Charlotte Rampling that I could have done without. Why would anyone want to see a woman of her age nude?? She could use a little bit of manicuring too, if you know what I mean.
Synopsis: Yawn....15 minutes go by...oh look, naked young woman...back to sleep again...oh look she's naked again...zzzzz...what? the movie's over. Honey, why didn't we just rent an Andrew Blake film?? At least in his movies we get to see a little more action.