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Mutant Hunt (1987)
Mutants... or cyborgs... or something
The movie takes place in a dystopian world after the "space shuttle sex murders", which is never quite explained, but I believe it sets up this movie for an incredible prequel. A scientist and a woman that looks like Cher have evil cyborg mutants that they get high. The mutant cyborgs are all dressed like they're member's of Devo and pretty much attack everybody they find on the street for what seems to be no reason at all. The movie comes to an exiting climax when they develop a cyborg that looks like a mummy and send it to fight a couple of guys on a bridge. This is probably the best release from wizard video...
For a full review check out the link below. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jnT6V-froZg
Clash of the Ninjas (1986)
3 words, spinning ninja head
The movie feels like it's two movies happening simultaneously, one is a cop drama, and the other is an absolutely mental ninja movie. Fireball Mitsubishi is an evil group of organ salesman who are run by a ninja who killed the master of an Interpol agent/red ninja. After tracking down his master's killer the red ninja wigs out and his head starts spinning, from here the next 20 minutes of the movie are the best 20 minutes you'll watch in any movie. Ninjas change colours, they multiply, they even become a human pyramid. Before watching this movie I never understood the true powers ninjas possessed, and now that I do I have a deep respect for the ways of ninjitsu.
For a video review check out the link below. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vXIc2_t0vrs
The Galaxy Invader (1985)
Terrible father hunts a green lumpy invader
Joe, our protagonist is an abusive drunken dad with many holes in his shirt. After a galaxy invader crash lands he looks to somehow make money from the invader by striking a "business proposal" with a cigar smoking man and his sleazy wife. This movie has mind bogglingly bad "special effects" with an emphasis on the word special. I'm not quite sure what this galaxy invader's motives are as they seem to change all the time. At first it looks like he's out for blood when he attacks a couple in their basement, but later on he seems to be just trying to get his gun and glowing orb back. If you like bad movies this one is a must see, so invite some friends over, grab a flat of beers, and make some time for this masterpiece.
To see a video review of Galaxy Invader check out the link below. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o9orqOLYocA