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Game of Thrones: The Iron Throne (2019) Season 8, Episode 6

How did anyone read this script and not say, "Uhhhh, this actually sucks."

[1/10 · 20 May 2019]

How did any editor's, writers, crew members and HBO exec's, or ANYONE let this happen? How could it have gone through so many people and they read it and say "Yeah, this is it guys." Did they give up? Were they over the story? I don't understand how you mess up this series sooooooo badly in a single season (Or 2).

What a mess...somebody neuralyze me. I'd have rather used my imagination to finish the series off.

Polar (I) (2019)

Polar Falls Flat

[4/10 · 18 February 2019]

I had low expectations when starting this movie. It definitely had some flavor and style, but not even half way through the movie, you start to wonder how ridiculously stupid the big bad "Hitman Squad" can really be? Upon introduction, they made them seem super professional and dangerous but the next time we see them together, they're careless and sloppy. As the movie goes on, they fall apart more and more and then all of a sudden, they learned how to plan again, I guess?? And Venessa Hudgens letting this man teach school children knowing he killed her parents, why did that happen? Does the very presence of The Black Kaiser just confuse the enemies from remembering how to fire their guns at him until they're dead? I think John Wick's story and production has made me have VERY high expectations from any movie involving assassin's and hitmen with guns. The fight scenes were way too shakey and quick to process what the hell was happening and how it happened. It just doesn't do a very good job at much, the comedy was right up my alley but other than that, the movie just doesn't do anything for me.

Conversations with a Killer: The Ted Bundy Tapes (2019)

Downright Creepy

[9/10 · 18 February 2019]

Watching this docu-series, I hadn't done any research on Ted Bundy at all. So I essentially went in blind. I watched all 4 episodes back to back in one sitting because I couldn't believe what I was watching. For only happening a few decades ago, it blows my mind how far we have come in the way we detain and process criminals for trial. This man, was disgusting and psychotic, but also very strategic and smart. Knowing some human beings are capable of things like this, gives me nightmares. After finishing the show, I turned on Resident Evil 2 and STILL went to bed more scared knowing Ted Bundy was an ACTUAL, REAL person.

The Lego Movie 2: The Second Part (2019)

A good sequel to a phenomenal movie.

[7/10 · 18 February 2019]

Lego Movie 2 was definitely a giant ball of fun. The theme makes it seem like it's a kids movie but trust me, there's content for everyone in both Part 1 and Part 2 of the Lego Movie series. They both have a hidden lesson to be learned, which is revealed at the end of both movies. Part 2's lesson doesn't hit as heavy as the first movies but still very heartfelt. Very punny, which is the be expected. Part 2 had a lot more of a "musical" under-tone to it, which I didn't think I'd like, but it didn't enfluence my thoughts negatively at all. This is definitely a movie I'd recommend ONLY if you enjoyed the first movie.