trashliev Reviews

Harmonia (2022)

The worst kind of cinema imaginable.

[1/10 · 17 March 2024]

A terrible movie. The worst kind of cinema imaginable. Purposeless, self-centered, talent-less. With the sole aim for the director to play director and then pretend to be misunderstood. No, just because you've put an engine on the table and then have a dull noise in the background, you are not Lynch. You have nothing of the talent, ideas, or anything Lynch. Just your own talent-less self-esteem. Everyone at the SFF hated this movie immediately today, afterwards everyone spoke and wondered one thing: with such obvious resources like money, equipment, sound, picture, even direction, how is it even possible to make such a weak, soulless, meaningless, and stupid movie. And the four arty farts who liked it are not enough to justify that abomination.

Terminator 7: Algorithm (2023)

Impressive

[10/10 · 27 February 2024]

"Terminator 7: Algorithm is a thrilling addition to the iconic Terminator franchise that pushes the boundaries of action-packed cinema. From the moment the opening sequence grips you with its intense visual effects and heart-pounding soundtrack, you know you're in for a wild ride.

The film's storyline is both gripping and thought-provoking, weaving together intricate layers of futuristic technology, artificial intelligence, and the timeless struggle between man and machine. As the plot unfolds, you'll find yourself on the edge of your seat, eagerly anticipating each twist and turn.

What truly sets Terminator 7 apart is its stellar cast. With powerhouse performances from both returning favorites and fresh faces, every character feels fully realized and integral to the narrative. From the stoic determination of the Terminator to the fierce resilience of humanity, each actor brings depth and emotion to their role, drawing you further into the immersive world of the film.

But perhaps the most impressive aspect of Terminator 7 is its jaw-dropping action sequences. From pulse-pounding car chases to adrenaline-fueled battles, the film delivers non-stop thrills at every turn. And with cutting-edge special effects that bring the futuristic world to life in stunning detail, every scene is a visual feast for the eyes.

Overall, Terminator 7: Algorithm is a must-see for fans of the franchise and newcomers alike. With its captivating storyline, powerhouse performances, and mind-blowing action, it's a cinematic experience that will leave you breathless and wanting more. Don't miss out on this epic journey into the future of the Terminator universe."

Murda Boyz - Mahlenska Klasa (2023)

Unbearable

[1/10 · 8 May 2023]

Saw this at a media screening. Every element of this picture was awful. Even for the BG movie standards it was unwatchable. Acting is probably the worst thing, no surprises there. Acting here is so bad you dont cringe, you shame. Everybody acted like a bad cosplay of cops, criminals, people. Dialogue was so bad it hurts. The more gangsta they made them talk, the more they looked like clowns. Plot and writing are laughable at best. Maybe the directing was the only thing that wasnt plain awful, it was just bad. Even basic levels of mediocrity was not achieved by this sad example of a movie. How did they even let this go out?

The Gray Man (2022)

Commando 2022

[5/10 · 22 July 2022]

Its cool to watch but could've been lot better if they followed more plot. After the first 40 minutes the movie basically became a remake of the Arnold movie. Over the top action hero destroyer of armies for a little girl.

Thor: Love and Thunder (2022)

Random Bits Generator

[1/10 · 8 July 2022]

Its not a 1 but why not? I had fun with it, what makes me sad is that they dont care anymore, its like events generated at random. I dont wanna spoil it, so I will sum it up real quick like this: We need a bad guy, so lets just make a quick, shallow and convenient way for him to pop up. Why not bring Nat and Mjol back? Lets just make a quick, shallow but dramatically morbid and convenient way for her to pop up. We got Russel Crow? Guess what? Lets just make a quick, shallow and convenient way for him to pop up. Guardians, jokes, Matt Damon, action, them all pop up like this.

Interceptor (2022)

Netflix is god

[1/10 · 10 June 2022]

Netflix made direct to video movies from the past look like masterpieces. Who puts money into this movies over and over? Dont they have a guy to at least read the scripts? You can tell is gonna be unbearable by page 4.

Station Eleven (2021–2022)

I remember drama

[1/10 · 21 December 2021]

Im done with that on episode 3. Extremely slow and boring. Here is another show that producers have decided is best to spend 90% of the running time on some stereotypical, slow and soapy drama about relationships and beatifically broken human beings, and then just trow some genre frames to get the label sci fi. Im getting very sick of this type of writing. Come on, I've seen every type of drama about relationships and people, thats all you do lately. Sometimes I just wanna watch a show where there is more post-apocalyptic sci-fi than love.

The Curse of Oak Island: Drilling Down (2015– )

One nail per episode

[1/10 · 13 August 2021]

Pretty much thats it. They shot 60 episodes and found 7 nails and some dirt different than other dirt. And they talk super exited about them. The most boring show on the planet.

I Care a Lot (2020)

Worst film last decade

[1/10 · 21 February 2021]

Everything in this movie is fake, unbearable and the ultimate cringe fest.

Ready Player One (2018)

Great Improvement

[10/10 · 6 April 2018]

The book was rather silly, pedestrian and flat. Oooh, Im facing this task and it just happens that somehow Im the best at, and really really fascinated with some lame one square game, or a silly movie from the 80s, which no one even born in the 90s cares about, image those born in 2033... Empty references dont make a good story. But for its target audience was fine, Rihanna has sold more records than the Rolling Stones and their 60 years career, no wonder the book is a hit. Great premise though, Spielberg saw the potential and gave some lessons how it should be done.

The World is Big and Salvation Lurks Around the Corner (2008)

Worst film I've ever seen

[1/10 · 28 January 2010]

We start with a cliché and we end with a cliché. And guess whats in the middle? The world is cliché and boredom lurks around the corner - this pretty much sums up what this film is all about. About the cinematography.... like in Bulgarian bank loans commercials is being gentle with it. You just don't put every trick in the book & this direction and hope you will get away with it. But it actually works, this stupid little movie is praised a lot, mainly from the jurors at festivals and why is that I will never understand. Maybe they look at a movie differently then the common people. Cause if you seek fake drama and suffering from the characters and the inevitable happy end this film is full of it. But it has nothing else. The rare funny moments are clichés again, loads of Kusturica lurks around the frames, the acting of most of the people is poor but this is a general problem with Bulgarian movies, cause our so called film school just don't have the ground and people to teach the kids in cinema anymore, and they end up fake on the screen cause there are differences between theater and cinema acting and the teachers never seem to got that right. And also just a few movies are made in Bulgaria and they are all done with the same actors, crew, plots and always involve love, drama and suffering. Most of the Bulgarian movies look, sound and feel like this movie which is just shame and waste of money. And If this movie gets nominated for Oscar, I will never consider this thing a reward anymore.