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Black Mirror: The National Anthem (2011)
Sure, that could NEVER happen here.
Thanks for suitin' up, please exit the ride in an orderly manner.
Mulholland Dr. (2001)
NOT another David Lynch ballwasher
If you're into poorly timed and delivered lines and spending almost the entire 2.5 hrs trying to discern which timeline the writer/director intends for you to be thinking about for each scene, thereby missing the few good performances this film holds, you might be a David Lynch ballwasher.
Think of it another way: even a huge fan of this movie felt it necessary to write a 3,000 word review/spoiler here to try to explain what Lynch spent $15 million, a cast of 77 and 147 minutes making a mess of... your time would be better spent doing mushrooms.
The Free Speech Apocalypse (2015)
The pendulum at full clip
Great job of showing how the extremes of both liberal and conservative ideologies are destined to behead one another. To which I say: "Carry On!
Minus two stars only due to the feeling I got that this was intended to further the religious right's cause which, in my opinion, makes it a propaganda job parading as patriotism. Also the 15 seconds of Ted Cruz towards the end made me throw up in my mouth just a little, okay I had to change my shirt after all.
Unconstitutional (2004)
Required study material for truly Patriotic Americans
Few documentaries better summarize our country's rapidly rotting process. Well done.
I had to take one star off the rating because the movie made me ill. This by employing tactics similar, I'm guessing, to those used by government agencies, L.E.O.s , etc...by frequently flashing images of Asscroft and Muller across the screen, making my eyes bleed and my stomach turn. On that, I'm sure Rep. Sensenbrenner and I can agree.
The Lawnmower Man (1992)
Forced by evil scientists to watch bad "B" movies til he breaks...
I "gifted" these 3 stars based on the three good things that came from this product I will refer loosely to as a movie.
1. Obvious MST3k fodder.
2. Steven King declines putting a gun in his mouth, surviving to write again.
3. Jenny Wright!
Hey, if the credits mentioning Steven King ONLY as a writer of the title of this thing don't convince you that you're going to Pierce your eardrums and gouge out your eyeballs with rusty wire after watching it, at least you will have the pleasure of seeing Jenny Wright in this timeless messterpiece. I read where Jenny quit the film business immediately after her role in this, which is sad. Imagine, a movie so awful that it literally takes an end to a career in order for someone to move forward with their life.