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The Jeremy Kyle Show (2011)
The most dangerous show ever & one of the worst human beings
I came across an episode involving a woman who was abused at a young age, who had her fathers child, which everyone could see had messed her up inside (understandably) and this continued to hurt her and her loved ones. The moment she stepped on stage she was verbally attacked with unrelenting abuse by Jeremy Kyle, which seemed to sound as if he was blaming her for what was done to her, and upon hearing this she responded with this 'You have no idea what i've been through', to which Kyle responded, with an angry look in his eyes 'Really! You wanna take me on!?' This man had the audacity to say he knows what its liked to be sexually abused, which he has never been, then proceeded to start a FIGHT with an innocent victim, which is as sick as the British episode in which he made an innocent man out to be a pedophile. Jeremy Vile treats people in some of the most slanderous, inhuman & dehumanizing ways possible, making the innocent guilty and the guilty innocent, and worse of all he is allowed to get away with it. Worst show ever made.
Biohazard 3: Last Escape (1999)
NEMESIS REVIEW(May contain spoilers)
RE(Remastered)& Nemesis are the only two games i have given top marks for.Nemesis is perfect in both story & game-play;hard mode offers immense replay & difficulty value(NEMESIS in particular)and is accomplished with the usual RE values & traits.Acting is--for the most part,great.Nemesis him self is one of the most relentlessly brutal scary creations ever(Watch ya self Jason)and tops off this game perfectly.The cut-scenes add spice and inject -- like previous RESIDENT EVILS the power and pacing that these old games need to allow them to be accessible for everyone to enjoy,as zombies are everyones cup-of-tea--why CAPCOM added so many elements into the series.
Biohazard 2 (1998)
RE2 REVIEW.(may contain spoilers)
Ah,RE2.Some criticize,that the game has dated due to the year it was released,but you have to think of the technical achievements of the time,& RE2 is excellent--& the true sequel to the GAME CUBE RE.The structure of choosing which character to play first add's a unique element to the gameplay;in it's length,replay value,and one's personal faveorite story route to go down(mine;LEON first,as i think the love story between him and ADA is weak & underscored on playing him second(although i love his final line at the end of the game)and the story it's self in general is an interesting & unique one,blending 'Night of the living dead' & J Carpenter's 'The Thing'.CLAIRE--in my view is STUNNING.The acting isn't perfect,but isn't as bad as some say.The gameplay is brilliant as usual,but i think there is a little too much ammunition to collect which makes the game a bit too easy to play on it's replay.The score,scares,jump's,horror,atmosphere,creatures,style,look of the game is perfect is perfect i n my eye's.
Resident Evil: Apocalypse (2004)
RE2 review may cotain spoilers
As a huge fan of RE -- after watching the first movie -- though not perfect , it is a great movie , i was looking forward to RE2 , in the hopes of seeing all the unique , original ideas , characters and creepy spooky horror elements that made the game scary ( Nemesis in particular ) hoping they would do the game justice , how wrong i was . RE Apocalypse is in my top 10 of worst movies ever made. First; Paul Anderson's screenplay is ridiculous , it is full of stupid , laughable ,embarassing , ilogical and poorly thought out ideas ever conceived to film , with some of the worst continuity errors i have seen in a movie , in both storytelling and logic , that is totally unforgivable , especially a RE fan. This movie is nothing like RE , i don't care that they tuck it in another direction , but you have to stay within the world of the games or the movie will fail as this one did. Another reason it failed was due to Alexander Witt-less' direction. This is the worst directed movie i have ever seen , due to all elements of directing. Alex should stay in second-unit because he doesn't have the skill , talent and vision to helm and sustain an entire movie to him self. Errors in this movie include; Jill Valentine walks into the police station with only one gun and in the next shot another gun pops out of nowhere. Kain is standing next to a man with a bald head and next shot a man with dark hair.( same man ) sniper shoots undead in their heads but when Nemesis shows the sniper doesn't , when in reality there would be no more nemesis. It takes Umbrella 13 hours to build an entire wall around Raccoon city , when in reality it would take months to build and we're supposed to believe it tuck a few hours. How do you write and direct a movie without noticing these things just gos to show why this movie failed. Alex directs this movie with fast cutting and a 100 shots of one punch thrown an inch forward then another 100 of another inch , and when your about to see the impact he cuts out the shot and 2 minutes of the fight is missing , and also he has the camera rammed right infront of what he is shooting and thats the way the movie is from start to finish , and when the movie is over the viewer is left thinking to them selves 'Did i just not see that?' and that is not how to direct a movie because people go to movies to experience them. But the thing that was most damaging to the movie was the constant ripping off ideas of other superior movie ;Escape from new york , Aliens , John Carpenter movies,The Terminator , so blaintly ,that the essence of RE is totally destroyed.The Nemesis in the game is a terrifying fracked-up Jason Vorheeves type character ,in the movie he was the Terminator , and any true fan of RE would never disrespect the franchise in anyway , so i can understand why people think Paul WS is not a true fan of RE but for me its a case of showing how bad a writer Paul is.This movie is not RE , it doesn't deserve its title.Arter so much thought and effort was put into this movie just for it to bomb , critically ,popularity , financially and for the fans make RE2 an embarrassment in the history of film. I give it 3/10 , 1 star for the audio commentary of Mila vovovich(forgive my spelling) and oded Fehr , 2'nd for the actress of Jill Valentine.
The Jeremy Kyle Show (2005)
JK -- Everything that is wrong with society ( May contain spoilers )
There are certain things in life that should not be , and Jeremy Kyle and the JK show are two of them.This show was created to exploit people with problems for profit , ratings , and to provide sustenance for Jeremy kyle's attention seeking nature.The host pushes people , deliberately trying to make them snap , and when they do they literary go insane , and they direct their madness at objects and screaming and shouting with such rage , and the studio audience laugh and belittle them while'st Jeremy looks on with a vile twisted smug look on his face knowing he is going to get all the attention from this , and not one single person ever thinks what effect that has on a persons mind , because these people have mental problems which they can't control , and any pressure can make them snap and thats why it is wrong to scream and shout at people.One day they will do it to the wrong person -- which has happened on the show before , but the bodyguards always get there first -- and that persons insanity will not be taken out on objects but on people instead , and Jeremy Vile and the vile audience will be cowering in the corner like the slanderous contradicting cowards they are when that persons insanity is directed and inflicted on them and the people they care about.Thats why shows like this should be taken off air , and thats why people like Jeremy Kyle should be locked-up because people like him are dangerous. And its a sorry world we live in when fascist , intolerant sexest mental beater of women -- with extreme anger problems -- who gos and dose the exact same things he preaches people not to do , is considered a celebraty.Jeremy Vile spongers off people who aren't working on a show that is designed to exploit people , and designed for those members of society that don't work don't want to work and will never work and has the audacity to call it a job.He is exactly like all those so-called celebrities who get away with the things they do due to their so-called fame.