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Hobo with a Shotgun (2011)
REAL Piece of Art
Don't be fooled by the abundance of GORE, afterall practical effects are for effects and fun! Tom Savini could tell you that.
The story is simple, yet so much can be interpreted much deeper from the capitalistic greed of Drake and what he does for his greed, to the parallels between this greed and our real world.
SOLID piece of work and art!
The Room (2003)
So Bad It's Good!
It's so bad that it's funny! Watch The Disaster Artist afterwards as it's about the making of this cult film.
At the end of the day this guy did what he wanted, and people reacted. FEW people on the planet can say that AT ALL. Most of us just wander this world, have kids, die. NOTHING really created by the status quo as almost anyone can have kids and place all their hopes and dreams on them to create something.
So to CREATE in any art is one of the hardest thing to do for humans. This guy did it so props to him.
Coco (2017)
OVERRATED and Thrown Together. I'm a Musician, I Know
You ever tell when a piece of art was just slopply and thrown together with NO COHESIVENESS? This is an example.
Pretty weak and boring expectable story. It's saving grace is family morals at the end, but it really doesn't capture MUSIC. 1st because the music in the movie IS NOT MEMORABLE. How can you make a movie about music and the music not be LEGENDARY?
And it's not like the formula is hard, find great guitarists like Paco De Lucia and others to score the film VS wanabbe composers.
2 stars for having some morals, a waste of time otherwise.
Prison: Breaking the Cycle (2015)
What about VICTIM'S rights? This movie just concentrates of CRIMINAL'S rights
Most people don't even care or talk about how victim's deal with the aftermath of being victimized by CRIMINALS. We are so concerned with criminal rights it's ridiculous.
This does not take CULTURE into account. Gang culture in USA is horrible and evil. Lie, cheat, steal that's what they do
It does not compare to normal cultures. In prison these criminals lie, cheat, and steal from each other in prison and attempt to from workers there.
GLOW (2017)
GARBAGE SHOW Hardly Represents the Original
This shows SPITS ON THE FACE OF THE ORIGINAL GLOW.
HORRIBLE characters "female empowerment?" Hardly Making up FAKE characters based on REAL characters who were 100X better A watered down version of something real.
It's SAD if you think this is any good because it means you can't tell real from fake and REAL is ALWAYS better than fake
If I Tell You (2014)
WORST Short I've Ever Seen
Bad acting, unrealistic dialogue and script, bad sound. I though a lot of it was confusing and just bad so it really took away from any story. Also the way characters were talking to each other was just not believable. I could go on and on about how bad of a script this was but the casting was even worse. The first character who seems to be at first the main character was really annoying. He just didn't seem dangerous for one thing and just had bad acting skills so everything he said was unbelievable. Most the other actors were OK, but just starting with bad acting set up the rest of the film, which left not a lot to live up to but the fruit was already sour and rotten.