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Jurassic Shark 3: Seavenge (2023)
Wow
We put this on trying to find a easy watch for the weekend. I have never seen such a pile of crap in my life. The CGI is like something from the 80s. We're only 5 minutes in and praying for the actors careers. The SFX people are going to hell.
Something actually worse than the Kardashians.
The fire on the boat scene is brilliant, who would release this crap with any self respect?
10 minutes in and praying for the actors who will never act again & struggle to work in burger king. Describing a cheap PC usb camera as a "small underwater camera" is a bit naff.
On a positive note... the film ends.
Anybody involved in this film.... please stop.
War of the Worlds: The Attack (2023)
H.G. Wells would be disgusted
We've just watched this and can't believe how bad it is. It even makes the Tom Cruise version look fantastic. We were so excited to see a decent modern version but disappointment struck.
Bad acting, bad CGI, bad script, bad everything really. The lead characters do have their good moments, but still look like college production actors. The parson guy should never be allowed to act again for accepting the role.
There is no need to remake something that has been remade a few times (which will have high expectations) and then make a cheap, low budget version that is obviously going to get slated for being crap.
An Amityville Poltergeist (2020)
Dreadful
Wow! Everything from the plot, the acting, sound, the dialogue and the cinematography was appalling. Who on Earth thought this film was a good idea??? A special mention for the make-up people who did the so called "scary" parts, I hope they get well soon.
Star Wars: Episode VIII - The Last Jedi (2017)
Oh Disney, what have you done????
Ep8 is visually stunning as a film goes. But as many reviewers have said, it does not live up to being a good Star Wars movie at all. I actually fell asleep in the cinema near the end and found out about Lukes demise the next day in conversation.
Unanswered questions, too many useless sub-plots, new characters that were just pointless, Luke doing nearly nothing throughout the film, Leia's ridiculous 'Mary Poppins In Space' scene.......It seems like Disney have had no interest in making a great film for the fans, and their only concern is making tons of cash.
Should have gone with the Expanded Universe guys, this storyline is not working!
47 Meters Down (2017)
Ridiculous!
As an experienced diver, I found this film totally ridiculous and have trouble believing that this film has an IMDb rating of 5.8 to date.
The stupidity of the characters was so bad that it was hard to believe that they were so stupid. There were so many technical flaws that I presume that the makers have never even been near the sea, never mind been diving. Plus how many crappy dive trips that are so low budget have full face masks with microphones? My 11 year old son was on the seat of his pants, the grown ups went on to do other things after a painstaking hour.
Don't waste your time with this film
What We Do in the Shadows (2014)
Good vampire mockumentary
I had not read any reviews on this film beforehand, and started off wondering what on Earth I had put on. After 10 minutes I was loving the sense of humour and style of jokes.
Definitely a great mockumentary for old school horror fans as long as you know beforehand not to take this film seriously. The acting is intentionally cheesy, and works well. Some of the situations these "vampires" end up in are truly hilarious.