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Dr. Chopper (2005)
Ugh...
Ugh, bad, bad, bad, but I have seen worse which is why I gave it a 2 instead of a 1. Just got finished watching this movie and I thought it was about as rotten as the flesh on Dr. Chopper's face. The worst line of the movie had to be "I like to introduce you to someone... meet my inner b*tch" which consisted of the lone survivor of the fantastic 5 group throwing a trash can at Dr. Chopper and then falling on the stage. Second worst line, "I'm the park ranger that's gonna f*ck you up" What, this freak ain't even a cop????? Did anyone else notice how everyone instantly dies from the magic gut stab (no one dies that quick from a gut stab, I know this cause I see them frequently in the operating room) except super park ranger. Dude had like a bucket of blood poor out of that wound, writhes around on the floor some, and then comes in for the finale to take a parting shot at Dr. Chopper while inner b*tch lies cowering on the floor. And if that don't beat all, he doesn't even have the decency to die then like everyone else. Inner b*tch helps him limp outside and proceeds to tell him not to die while she runs for help cause he's like her only friend left alive now. Since when did these two become friends? I don't think a frantic meeting in the woods where he tells you to head for the city qualifies as getting to know you time but whatever.
Only watch this movie if there's nothing else own and you have nothing else to do with your time.
Snakes on a Plane (2006)
I'm tired of these mutha#%@& snakes on this mutha#$%@& plane!!!!!!
OK so I have been wanting to see this movie ever since I got my copy of Entertainment Weekly 2 weeks ago. I had randomly been seeing the title around the internet but hadn't been paying much attention. I have a weekly movie club that I'm involved in and the other main participant didn't want to see it so I was on my on, or so I thought. When I got there a couple of other folks from work were there so I had folks to sit with. This movie did not disappoint at all. First of all, people that didn't want to see it because they don't like snakes...hello like 99% of the population doesn't like snakes. Its all about the fear factor for me. Not much can scare me in the way of movies, probably as a result of seeing Gremlins at a young age, but snakes are one of those things that make you just cringe at some unconscious (and conscious) level. And seeing snakes attack and in very uncomfortable places is an eye opening and closing experience. The second, reason for wanting to see it was of course the ever prolific Sam Jackson. I've been so in love with this man's acting ever since Pulp Fiction that even in some ripe movies he's done the acting was still a thing of beauty. The only reason I didn't give this movie a 10 was for the brief bad acting in the opening scene from the bad guys. Can we say acting school? And I love the name. As Sam Jackson said it reaches out and grabs you and lets you know your in for a good time. Pacific Flight 121 wasn't cutting it.