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Riverdale: Chapter Six: Faster, Pussycats! Kill! Kill! (2017)
Episode 6 went sideways fast (not in a good way)
I've been watching this regularly, and I'll keep watching it, but holy crap. If I was rating this on a scale of 1 to 10 on how closely the characters resemble their comic versions, we just hit 'tangerine'. Okay, let's see: Valerie quits the Pussycats to sing with Archie; Veronica joins the Pussycats; Archie kisses Valerie; Jughead (!) kisses Betty (!!). Let's see if I've got this straight. The famously asexual Jughead kisses the girl who's been holding a torch for Archie for the last six episodes, and she kisses him back. It gets better. Apparently, when Betty's parents found out that her sister Polly was pregnant to Jason Blossom and was going to run away with him, they had her committed involuntarily to a school for wayward youth. And then they lied to both Betty (about Polly fighting with Jason and attempting suicide) and Polly (totally omitting that Jason was dead, and that Betty didn't want to see her). So much for Betty's mom being a journalist who was willing to break the law to get a story. And apparently Archie is scared of a rubber wolf mask that he keeps in his room. So wow, lots of forced drama and holy snapping DUCK snot. I am not gonna get over Jughead kissing Betty any time soon. That's so far into OOC territory it's not funny.