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Star Wars: Episode VII - The Force Awakens (2015)
Great way to lose fans!
As a Star Wars fan I can only express my disappointment. Thank you Disney, for killing Star Wars. The writers were asleep on the job relying on old clichés and no originality. Boring! Shallow plot and dialogue. The casting was even worse which made everyone ill-suited for their roles accept Chewbacca. The directing and editing were horrible. The costumes were a joke. The leader of the empire had a hat that looked like it was fashioned out of vinyl-covered paper. Nazi flags hung in the background...how original. The new villain wore a kindergarten Halloween mask which served no apparent purpose. He revealed himself to be a wimpy version of Harry Potter's Snape character who had Daddy issues. Hardly scary! The lead actress was not believable having mystically acquired the ability of piloting every spaceship known to mankind without a plausible explanation. The lead male character ran around the whole film with his enormous mouth hanging open. His chubby, square frame made him wobble from side to side when he ran, which looked comical. He was better suited for a Shrek film. I was very happy to see more ethnic diversity in the film but they didn't need to recruit homely actors to prove their political correctness. Leia was so injected by Botox that she couldn't move her mouth which made her talk through clenched teeth the whole time. Sad, really sad.
David and Goliath (2015)
Awful, the worst movie of my life
This was by far THE WORST MOVIE THAT I HAVE EVER SEEN.
If you are fooled by the good reviews like me only to be shocked by the awfulness of this backyard Bozo film, then request a refund from the theater. I have never, ever requested a refund from a theater before. In my opinion it is hit or miss and all tastes are different, so one shouldn't complain, until now. This is by no means a theater quality film and I am appalled that theater owners would cheat their customers by showing it.
This so-called movie had:
1. Poor sound quality. It sometimes shattered our ear drums due to the fact that they did not scrub the wind out of the dialog properly and just raised the shrill shouting of the actors to compensate for the background noise.
2. Had horrible scripting. The screen play was written by someone that had to be mentally challenged. In fact, it was like a comedy that was not even remotely funny.
3. The filmography was horrendous. It looked like someone filmed it using their IPhone.
4. The costumes were sewed by the actors' blind grannies.
5. No plot. The soldiers just scurried about talking about how frightened they were. They talked all movie long about how David should not fight Goliath. There was no action what so ever. The retard Goliath was like Groot from Guardians of the Galaxy. (Although I shouldn't ruin the good name of the other much better movie by mentioning together with this trash.) He had like two lines that he repeated the whole film.
6. The make-up looked like it came from the Rocky Horror Picture show or some all-male queenly cabaret. My husband thought that one of the actors looked like Baldrick from the movie Black Adder. Honestly....