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The Zombinator (2012)
Oh god, oh god, why...why...why
I have never wished more that i had watched a trailer or read a review before watching this film. This is the masterclass in what not to do when making a film.
1. Give actors absolutely no character or comprehensible script...instead tell them just to shout things that sound like words repeatedly and discuss the philosophical points of zombies and ghosts...
2.Make sure the camera never focuses, frames or shows what it is that is trying to be shown. Also don't drop the sound mic throughout an entire zombie apocalypse...
3 Whatever you do, don't have a plot, a plan or a sense of a beginning, middle or an end...
4 Loosely attempt to criticize the government using two dimensional characters.
5. wait i just remembered that the band in the beginning were actually very good! if only they did a soundtrack for the film...
Quite frankly no film has ever inspired me to write a review but this one i felt it my civic duty to warn people not to watch. do not waste the time you will never get it back!