This film is complete garbage. Ever watch a film and get to a point where a lot of the elements of the story have been revealed and you anxiously await the explanation and development of the film? I'm still waiting Garth Jennings you bag of douche. What a dumb and silly movie. And thats coming from a fan of Ace Ventura and Bill and Ted. This movie was like watching Pulp Fiction after somebody cuts out half the movie. Nothing fits. No wonder this thing tanked. And don't give me this crap about "you wont get it if you don't know the story and/or never read the book." If this film was made for only those people, then they were conceding a loss of vast sums of money, which we know isn't true.
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Band of the Hand
(1986)
Reformed juvenile delinquents wage a war on drugs. Funny as hell.
23 July 2005
Good story, good acting, good music. Oh, and it's freakin' hilarious. I first saw this movie as a kid with friends and we loved it for the hilarious lines and characters. Now as i watch it at age 24 i still love it. Its one of those movies that has so much unintentional comedy that its such a pleasure to watch.
And the cast isn't to shabby either. You can even find Lawrence Fishburn, credited as Larry Fishburn, playing a coke peddling pimp. I highly recommend this film.
And if for nothing else, watch this movie to see Lauren Holly attempt to pronounce "brujeria."
"I keep askin', where's the facility?" - Ruben Pacheco
And the cast isn't to shabby either. You can even find Lawrence Fishburn, credited as Larry Fishburn, playing a coke peddling pimp. I highly recommend this film.
And if for nothing else, watch this movie to see Lauren Holly attempt to pronounce "brujeria."
"I keep askin', where's the facility?" - Ruben Pacheco
Hero
(2002)
People devise an intricate plot to kill a ruthless king. There's a love story. Stuff is not what it seems. Arrows fly. Thats all you need to know about this film.
6 June 2005
This film looks really nice. After that, there's nothing else to look forward to. Full of nonsense, drawn out, and cheesy. Wanted to see a war-action flick, and instead got a lesson in calligraphy. Don't waste your time.
If you compare this to Crouching Tiger HD, it just doesn't stand up. Unlike CTHD, in Hero you don't care about the characters. I found myself wishing death on all of them. This film was just an attempt to make money off of CTHD coattails.
In my opinion, don't watch this movie and never subject anyone you care about to it. You'd be better off watching an infomercial. And forget what TedG said, what a wannabe film critic fake film student retard.
If you compare this to Crouching Tiger HD, it just doesn't stand up. Unlike CTHD, in Hero you don't care about the characters. I found myself wishing death on all of them. This film was just an attempt to make money off of CTHD coattails.
In my opinion, don't watch this movie and never subject anyone you care about to it. You'd be better off watching an infomercial. And forget what TedG said, what a wannabe film critic fake film student retard.
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