guglnalog123456 Reviews

Star Wars: Episode VII - The Force Awakens (2015)

Awful

[1/10 · 22 December 2015]

Just as I expected.

This trash could not be done by just one idiot, so there was big team of idiots trying to be creative.

They mixed up parts and scenes from previous Star Wars movies in one, big, ugly s*** sandwich. This is beyond words.

Half baked western inside of sorry excuse of space opera with all political correct nonsense makes any thinking person sick.

It is like somebody pushed all previous movies in blender and spilled it in toilet on gas pump in some bar south of Tijuana.

What is IQ of people that came up with this, whatever it is, it is not even decent B-movie.

Acting is poor (when one can notice it), corny dialogues, clumsy attempts of political messages, and there is not one single thing which deserves passing grade.

I see that lot of viewers liked it, and I am sad for those people.

My God, what have they done to them?

Scintilla (2014)

Waste of time - total garbage

[1/10 · 17 March 2015]

Some spoilers included, if it is possible to spoil this trash.

I thought this flick might be something at least decent, but after 30 minutes, I just jumped forward to the end.

Acting is bad even for B-movies. Camera is also bad. Script is non- existent, looks like somebody tried to mix Mad Max with current Washington politics. Driving a Toyota with machine gun is out of place for many reasons, and "brave" protagonist of the movie are using East German Wartburg (or it was Trabant).

Everything is out of place, including land mines, weapons, languages etc.

The idea is so stupid it does not deserve "Sci" in sci-fi. It could be placed in "St-fi" genre for it is stupid-fiction.

It is obvious somebody needed this kind of trash to depict pro-Russian militia as criminals and murderers. That is Washington part of the mix.

Total garbage, find something else.

Star Trek: Voyager (1995–2001)

Advanced predictive programming - Excellent example

[10/10 · 1 December 2014]

If you are Star Trek fan, you might not like this review, but it is not intended to be liked. I do not care.

If you are merely looking for some pass time and entertainment, then this is an excellent choice, to turn off your higher cognitive functions and respond to stimuli like any other couch potato brainwashed brain dead consumer. Until you ultimately consumed by your consumption.

While it is quite fun, this series has a sinister agenda.

Each and every episode aims at promoting at least one of the concepts of New World Order. I had to use the term which majority might recognize.

Basis for Star Trek are actually masonic fairy tales which they call secret, illumination and who cares what else.

The very title of this series, "Voyager", or "Fellow traveler" is enough to raise a red light on your inner control board, if it is online.

If not, well, you are missing the best part of this series, because it covers New World Order agenda in details.

Even Obama is indirectly covered, because Jerry Ryan, wife of senator Jack Ryan, which was candidate for governor of Illinois somehow managed to undermine his election campaign filing for a divorce.

Reason for divorce was her claim that Jack Ryan forced her to visit closed type clubs in London, Paris and New York, and to be present during swinger parties.

Yeah, seven of nine.

Obama became governor of Illinois.

Truly excellent Star Trek series.

The Secret Agent's Blunder (1968)

Realistic

[10/10 · 14 November 2014]

Like most of films from Europe, especially from former USSR and today Russia, this one also sets focus on destiny of man, his inner struggle and his duty.

What is usually called a "spy" is much more like sensitive data collection, and like it or not, 90% of that intelligence can be obtained through legal and publicly available medias, like newspapers, television and various publications.

This is nothing like James Bond movies (it is very interesting that only few people realized occult elements in that serial, for 007 was created in memory of John Dee 1527-1609).

Also, all KGB operatives and officers had at least university degree, real one and not like US quiz-college.

They did a fine job, and they were more gentlemen (they were educated) than their counterparts from CIA/MI-6 which were mostly creating crisis and wars since their creation. Thanks to them, number of fascist plots of CIA/MI-6 were foiled.

I read couple of reviews from US viewers, and it is interesting they came back for this old movie just to write something stupid about Putin.

Are there any movies from Kenya, so people could mention Obama?

Akvanavty (1980)

Sci Fi as it should be

[8/10 · 6 November 2014]

Soviet science fiction never entered realm of space opera. Each and every movie was based either on some good sci-fi book or on some idea and/or concept which is regarded as science fiction.

In a way, there is idea of augmentation of human beings, human consciousness uploaded in memory crystal, accidental evolution jump, sea bed production station and other ideas which were used later in many Hollywood movies.

On the other hand, it is painfully obvious that budget for this movie was limited (sound, photography, scene sets), acting is decent, underwater shots are very nice (too bad they did not have better equipment), and there is a treat for everybody, at least something.

There is politics or ideology, except notion of unified world without war where nuclear fusion is used as main source of energy supply.

It was 1979. and they really could use better bikes, but, like I said, budget was limited.

8/10, with better budget and longer underwater shots it would be 10/10.