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Breadwinners (2014)
Another reason why Nickelodeon sucks
This is worse than all the other nick shows I have seen from Dan Schneider's shows to Sanjay and Craig. This is just the worst.
Breadwinners is about two ducks who deliver bread to the other ducks at Pondgea. OK, first of all, its bad to feed bread to ducks because it causes malnutrition to them.
The two ducks are named Sway Sway and Behdeuce. who came up with these stupid names? They sound like nicknames for a 1960's American gang! Sway Sway is the smart and optimistic guy while Behdeuce is more of a child.
Did I say that right? That sounds like Spongebob and Patrick! Smart guy? Dumb Guy? Ring a bell?
Speaking of the latter, the owner of the restaurant loves money and tips (like Mr. Krabs) a customer name T-Midi likes to be fancy (like Squidward) and Ketta, another duck is their auto repairer and is very smart and skilled at it (like Sandy, gosh...)
I decided to watch some more episodes for improvement and guess what? Behdeuce and Sway Sway often engage in crude humor, especially butts. This proves inappropriate and rude for kids. Plus they keep mentioning that they have beaks. Ducks have bills, not freaking beaks.
Not to mention that they look like failed Flappy Bird designs. I mean, they're green, have orange beaks, i mean bills. Are you stealing ideas now, nickelodeon!? Mind my manner.
Then there's the Breadmaker. the show constantly focuses on his buttocks and gives a pixel look to his thighs. That's just perverted for kids 8 and older. Where's the good cartoons like Invader Zim?
Nickelodeon, try to make your shows better than this crap. Parents, do not let your kid watch this show.
Bolts & Blip (2010)
Great show, deserves more credit
Wow, just wow. This show is great. Look, the title doesn't show much, but the story, WAY batter than Cartoon Network's crap. It's about this guy named Blip who wanted to become a Battle-Bot. Then this scrawny robot, along with his best friend named Bolts were accidentally drafted?
I thought they forced the guys to let them sign up! Then the story goes deeper. A guy named Dr. Blood was a former good scientist and now he wants to conquer the galaxy using this 'black box'. (The black box is a hard drive that contains all the data of every robot.)
Blip then finds out he has a hidden power (which i thought was cool) and uses it to beat up strong opponents. Suddenly, Bolts gets turned evil by Blood (who was actually his creator) and Blip has to stop him. I am not going to reveal the ending because I don't want to give out TOO MUCH spoilers.
Anyways, this scrawny bot has a special power that buffs him up? Who would have expected that? But the part that sucks is that there is only twenty-six episodes. And that's pretty quick if you ask me. The series should have lasted longer, like, say a hundred episodes. Also, they sometimes scramble the name Lunar City with Crater city or Robot City (which is the city from the 'robots' movie). It's a shame. But despite all that, I LOVE THE SHOW! YOU SHOULD WATCH IT TOO!