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The Marine 2 (2009)
An US Marine is invincible, for the 491st time in a C-Movie
Sorry couch potatoes, my first review is of the "do not watch!" kind. When you watch a trailer that shall make your mouth watering and the hair on your arms standing attentively saluting you, for something that shall be your amusement for one and a half hour of your life fails badly, that is a major warning sign. When same trailer highlights every crucial moment of that one and a half hour and they have to put in fillers because there are not enough of those moments in the retail product, thats the second warning. When they put fake wrestling or reality show household names in leading roles instead of true actors, that is third warning and a red card! My suggestion is to get some dark beer, good company and watch Hildos Harley instead, it is ten times the fun, the thrills and pure American (we still want to believe that HD is American, don't we?) power. If you for some strange reason must watch this, be certain to have a good lap of your preferred gender to cry on afterward. You have been warned! May the sunshine always shine at your back and no pebbles in your shoes!