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Deadstream (2022)
A found footage Evil Dead!!!!
This movie is WAY better than you'll expect! Damn those talented BYU kids!
Meta, clever, funny, topical, spooky, gory, this movie has everything but boobs!*
* BYU kids
20 mins in, I wanted to hate it, but much like the real ED, once it kicks in, it never stops!
Speaking of the Evil Dead- Deadites will enjoy tons of fan service covering all 3 films. I especially loved the "Sister Cheryl" and the "Shelly" moments. I also detected notes of TX Chainsaw, Total Recall, Blair Witch, Paranormal Activities, FPV video games, escape rooms and a bunch more!
And I love that no one on the chat can spell "you're"! 💯
The acting was solid enough that it never became a distraction. Much like the ED.
I hope these guys make more films. This was seriously way too much fun.
What does L$AH mean?
The Coven (2022)
Baby got Back!
Hey it's the kid from Spectacular!
There was an "implied penetration" and I was grateful they didn't go full Evil Dead.
The Illuminati Wendigo were pretty dumb.
Featuring Jeff Fahey as the Crunchy Bumpkin. Now, who needs BBQ?
They tried to do a jump scare but the set up was way too obvious.
STC is a babe and they're good about highlighting her best feature. Although her feet are pretty nice too.
Glee-boy claims to be a karate man but gets his ass kicked by a diminutive Bishop Rammstein.
And then someone gives birth to Quatto from "Total Recall".
I've seen worse movies but this one had no character arc. We didn't get an answer to a question we had earlier in the film. Kinda like - OH, her parents were siblings. That's why her left eye does that!
Don't see it.
BTW, the Vernal Equinox would have the shortest night.
Bobbie Jo and the Outlaw (1976)
Better than it Should be
If you watch this film from the POV of a soft core porn, it's pretty dang good. Decent car chases, wacky gun fights, and LYNDA LYNDA LYNDA!
Some quality photography!
And while Lynda proves the "thespian" of the cast, the script is interestingly bad - and surprisingly funny!
Definitely NOT a waste of 90 minutes but you may find yourselves hungry for a bowl of Crunchberries!
...for some strange reason 🤔
The Arbors (2020)
Amazingly Good! seriously, you'll be shocked!
So 10 minutes in, I'm still not wanting to turn it off, 20 mins in I'm thinking, "Is this movie actually good or is the gummy kicking in?"
The basics were all very solid! The principal actors were great! Drew Matthews? C'mon! He's gotta be Quaid's kid, right?
The pace was good, sound, camera etc all solid.
Had a Letterkenny/Cronenberg thing happening.
And the monster was pretty scary!
The dialog is important and quite good. I suggest using the CCs.
All for $25,000? INSANE!
GIVE THESE FOLKS SOME MONEY ALREADY!