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The Suffering (2016)
the title said it all.
Watching this movie was a big mistake. I couldn't believe i wasted 1hr 40 min of my life watching this movie without skipping any scene.
The movie feels like a film school movie project. It's cheap looking. The camera angles aren't good, the script is awful, the editing is so sloppy.. the whole movie is a mess.
The acting is just OK except for the lead. He is so expressionless.
And there's this scene when the movie suddenly changes from supernatural horror to 28 days later. That was cringe worthy..
All in all, the story is fine.. it's a jacob's ladder copycat but the quality of the film is just bad. It's poorly directed (maybe this is his first feature length movie), a bad performance from the lead actor, the editing, the location, almost everything is bad..
Viral (2016)
cell+the strain=crap w/misleading title.
This will probably be one of the worst movies of 2016. I watched it yesterday and it was a waste of time. The story is so unoriginal, it's like a second rate trying hard (if they even tried hard enough) copycat of the strain. Though i must say that it succeeded at copying the crapiness of another worst film contender of the year.. CELL( samuel l. Jackson).
That script is so crappy only a dumb person would say that in real life. The acting is really bad, especially from the main leads, the cute guy, the cute girl and aneleigh tipton's boyfriend. The two main characters are eye candies but they can't really act. Oh, and there's even a cringe worthy love story going on in this movie too. It's like twilight but instead of vampires it's a vampire,zombie,WORM hybrid.
Sorry for my crappy English.. but this movie is crappier (if that's a word).
If you're planning on watching this, don't. It will just eat your brains out and will get insane JUST LIKE IN THE MOVIE. Just watch the happening instead. It's a bad movie, but compared to this, its a masterpiece.
P.s. it's not even a virus.. It's a parasitic worm.. Whoever gave title to this movie should've checked the definition of viral first. My gee.
Upstream Color (2013)
it's not as smart as it was trying to be.
I decided to give this a watch after seeing a reviewer on YouTube recommending this. The idea is intriguing but the execution didn't really deliver. It's not a bad movie nor a good movie. It's hard to feel for the characters because they lack depth. They maybe suffering from what have happened to them, but it's hard to feel sorry because you don't really know anything about the characters aside from their mental dilemmas. The movie is stylish but it's also bland. The only good thing about this movie is the soundtrack. All in all, i think this is a pretentious movie. It kinda failed to showcase it's intelligence due to shallow characters and bland style of filmmaking.
Keith (2008)
a really good film that will break your heart.
i actually didn't expect that Jesse McCartney could act the way he did in this film. he's so great that i hate and love him at the same time. he's such an adorable bad guy. actually i don't blame KEITH for the destruction of the girls life. its their science teachers fault. SHAME ON YOU. you dumb teacher. #see i am so into this film. i admit that i haven't gotten over. that's how great this movie is. super worth the watch. super worth the tears. so if you want to see a really good under rated film, just go to youtube and type KEITH full movie. be prepared. don't forget your tissue paper. that's all. ENJOY CRYING. another review for the day. mission accomplished.
The Lifeguard (2013)
worth watching but beware..
i watched this movie on youtube a few weeks ago. (sorry but they removed it already!)
i thought this movie was romcom.. i was wrong.. this movie is really depressing.. why? because.. # its boring # its glamorizing pedophilia # and its boring -- i almost skipped some scenes.. the only good part from this movie is towards the end. its tragic.. and the ending.. when you thought its going to be a happy ending.. crap.. so depressing that i wanted to punch STEWART on the face..
-its a realistic film with a realistic ending.. a movie so real its so boring.. maybe because of some unnecessary scenes and occasional dull dialogs. so thats it.. my first review.. so dull i wish i shouldn't have written this down..
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