mr_chill_bill Reviews

Kung Pow: Enter the Fist (2002)

My personal guilty pleasure

[10/10 · 4 March 2006]

Okay. I'm going to be honest with everyone here; this movie is of extremely low quality. The jokes are juvenile. There's an extremely simplistic plot (The Chosen One has to defeat the enemy, you know, that sort of thing). There's no character development to speak of; basically, if you're good you do good stuff, if you're bad you do bad stuff. In fact, it would be one of the worst films ever made, if not for the fact that it was so darned FUNNY!

I found this film to be hilarious; juvenile, yes, but hilarious. It wasn't trying to be a Marx Brothers comedy classic; what it was trying to be was an enjoyable, stupid comedy, which it succeeded at. See it, leave your brain behind, and have some mindless fun.

TimeSplitters 2 (2002 Video Game)

Excellent FPS, very addictive and to be enjoyed by all

[22 January 2006]

Timesplitters 2 is not your average, everyday First Person Shooter. No, sir. It is one of the most innovative and challenging FPS I've ever played, for a variety of reasons.

First of all, the story mode is great fun. The level design is excellently designed. In the game, you travel through time, visiting an alien planet, a robot factory, a zombie infested cathedral, etc. Along the way, you pick up a wide variety of weapons, each one varying in clip size, accuracy, power, and recoil. The game, however, can also be very challenging. Even on easy mode, it will prove very difficult to newcomers. To compensate for this, the game has provided you with a Temporal Uplink, which gives you the location of security cameras, enemies, the time crystal (which you have to find at the end of every level), and automatic machine guns. But that's not all! There's also a 2- player co- op story mode in which you and someone else can cooperate towards accomplishing the mission.

Then there's the arcade and challenge mode. You will be expected to complete a variety of missions, each one weird...but fun. You will find yourself killing zombies by throwing bricks at them, shooting clay monkeys, trying to find your brain, and shooting stained glass windows with a grenade launcher. Even when you do complete a mission, you may only get a bronze medal, and can go back for a silver or gold.

But as fun as the single player mode is, the area where this game really shines is the versus mode. It's fast and frantic, forcing you to utilize all you know just to survive. You can also customize the rules, choose from a wide variety of large stages, choose the background music, the weapon set, and power ups, so the possibilities are endless. There are also countless unlock-able characters, as well as a good deal of already unlocked characters, including...guess what? A monkey! You can play as a monkey! Now what could be better than that?! Overall, Timesplitters is a great game. Try it! You won't regret it. 9/10