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Family Guy: Send in Stewie, Please (2018)
Die Stewie. Just die.
Yeah no offense but that stupid little spotlight stealing little brat and mangy mutt should both be decapitated after how boring and tedious this episode was. I could care less about Stewie here.
No really, there is nothing to say about the episode. If you hated Stewie before you'll love to see a bullet in his head afterwards. Add Brian to that as well as both of them are obnoxious and are the core reason why Family Guy keeps dropping in quality without any warning.
Family Guy: Brian's a Bad Father (2014)
One of Family Guy's worst episodes ever.
Personally after seeing this a few times Brian should've just stayed dead for good. He mooches off his son to get success because, well, he has no redeeming factors anymore! The writing here makes him worse than before he was killed off! So to get Brian's job back, Stewie dresses up as Zac, and at the audition wastes about 30-45 seconds of him constantly talking (Seriously, why do you need to do cram unimportant garbage that isn't funny so much?) and then telling Dylan that it's better to take a risk of having a dad instead of having one. Stewie, go back to being a murderous infant like you were in the first 4 seasons...
Peter's plot is even worse. Peter "accidentally" (Note the quotations) shoots Quagmire in the arm. Why? Well, he was showing Quagmire the difference between a gun with a safety on and one with a safety off. Quagmire and Joe break up the friendship from Peter after the incident and the hounding toward Joe. To settle things, Peter brings a handgun to offer to Quagmire to shoot him and holds it back from him. Joe shoots him the arm and Quagmire shoots him in the head.
Some of the worst jokes have been in this episode, but I'm going to throw one in the mix real quick: Sideways for attention, Longways for results.
Never watch this one, please. It's marginally better than Fresh Heir and Brian and Stewie (Which is the all time worst episode in my opinion) but I'm not kidding when I say this one was rancid. Horrifically mean-spirited, unfunny, and completely disturbing. This episode should've resulted in some terminations.
Family Guy: Long John Peter (2008)
Don't be fooled by the title of this episode.
The episode says Long John Peter, the poster suggested a likely story of an epic half hour of Peter being a pirate, and he does become one. However... here's the problem. Peter (AKA Long John Peter) and his men harassed his wife, attacked Mort's Pharmacy, pillaged a British vehicle, and that's it. Out of the 22 minutes of the episode, only FOUR minutes were focused on pirate actions. I was certain that the parrot would die at the end of the episode, not in the middle, which is why I've given this one a hard time ever since. A mere cadre of scenes of pirate action don't compromise for how pathetic the work was here - the majority of the episode is spent on CHRIS AND ANNA. I am not kidding. And as another insult to injury, they bring in a long filler joke, one of the first of many where a character does something for a long time. Already considering that they've done the whole relationship dating thing to death already, they didn't hesitate to include it. I did not care about a stupid teenage relationship, I wanted to see classic Family Guy action, and there was as much as snow in New Orleans in this one. Perhaps some of the blame could've been shed on the writers' strike of 2007-2008, but in my eyes, absolutely not. They didn't try with this one. They only just wanted to snare viewers into watching an episode of a teenager breakup.
Skip this episode.
Family Guy: Peter Problems (2014)
SpongeBob's absolute worst episodes are NOTHING compared to this.
You think Atlantis SquarePantis was so ungodly compared to what Family Guy has been shoving out these days? Oh no, let me tell you, this is absolutely one of the worst episodes I've ever seen in my life.
It starts off with Peter getting promoted to using a forklift. He uses it to do other tasks like doing a prank with Joe and drinking as much alcohol as possible. But probably one of the biggest disgraces in this episode is the scene where Peter tries to get a beached whale back into the ocean. This lasts probably 2 MINUTES! 2 minutes!! And in that 2 minutes, we are treated to as much gruesome content and boredom as possible! This is why so many people hate Family Guy these days, these moments where they drag on scenes forever (Examples, that whole cool hwhip joke, Carter with the bulldozer, Peter with the bullfrog, etc.) and attempt to annoy the viewers.
After drinking so much though, Peter loses his job and can't do Lois. Okay, well that's just stupid - Peter and Lois really need to lay the whole sex thing off. Anyway, the whole rest of the episode is Peter trying to get an erection (I'm not kidding), and with the help of his friends, it works. He gets his job back and Lois and Peter do it in the grocery store. A very good example of why people are quitting this show.
Family Guy: Grimm Job (2014)
Idiotic casting and ridiculous jokes make for another big downer
After the last episode with the whale, you'd think that the creators would snap out of their lazy jobs, but NOOOOOO!
The biggest issue here is the casting. WHY in the hell did they have Stewie as one of the stepsisters and as Little Red? Meg should have easily been Little Red, and Lois shouldn't have even been Cinderella in the first place! I honestly think that those two popular girls from James Woods High in this show should have taken the place of Meg and Stewie, and have Meg as Cinderella. But I guess the writers don't think they have enough air time with Peter, Stewie, Brian, and Lois!
I honestly remember when Stewie didn't dress up as as female all the time. What happen to the old days? And why did they have Meg hang herself at the end? Whoever was in charge of this episode and the showrunners of this season and the last few need to be fired.
And let me tell you right now, if this show doesn't bounce back by the season finale, I'm through with this show. Understand, writers?