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The Jester (II) (2023)
1/10
WTF???????
23 December 2023
WTF have I just sat through for 90mins. I mean the low rating this had I thought couldn't be that bad, how wrong was I. Like others had said the acting was very poor, along with the special effects sooooo low budget. I mean the part at the beginning where the dad gets hung, you can see the rope is attached to a harness and not around the actors neck. The knife in the Jester again didn't look real in anyway. How these sort of movies get funded and passed is beyond me. The hole script, to acting, props etc etc is a total let down. These backers must have money to throw away. I was going to give up 40mins in, but persevered and wish I hadn't now, will want and need the 90mins back one day. Don't waste your time on this crap, spend it on something more useful. Would have given a zero star, but that option isn't there. One of the worse movies I have ever sat through, please please please STOP making crap like this. I only watched this because the trailer looked good, how wrong was that. The trailer was the only decent part of the movie and that was 90 seconds long.
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Out of Death (2021)
1/10
Waste of 95mins of my life.
28 July 2021
Use to highly rate Bruce Willis, as 1 of my top 5 action heroes up there with the likes of Sly Stallone & Arnie Schwarzenegger. But having wasted 95mins of my life watching this, well all I can say is Bruce you have just went & ruined your acting life with this cr^p. If this is what we are going to expect from you Bruce and other ageing action heroes, well sorry but I'd rather remember yous with what made yous famous. And again if this is all they can offer or take in the movie world, well hang your hat up and retire, call it a day. This movie was one if those you had to watch all the way through to see if it got better, the only good part in the entire movie was the credits at the end, that's how bad this was. The script BAD, the acting BAD, the entire movie BAD! BAD! BAD!........ Don't waste 95mins of your life, you'll need them at a later age in life. Avoid like the Corona Virus.
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Vanguard (2020)
1/10
Lasted all of 10mins
15 November 2020
What are you doing Jackie Chan? For one of the greatest martial artists out there, and for someone I have enjoyed watching in the past, to now wanting to enter a room full of people who are infected with covid 19, this says and shows you how crap this movie was and again I only manages 10mins of this. 10mins I will never get back. If this is what Jackie Chan has ended up doing B movies (and I'm being kind) well hang up your acting robe, enjoy the millions you have made over the years and STOP please STOP making crap movies like this. What a waste of time, just as well you can't give a zero star rating. Don't watse your time watching this crap, watching paint dry is more interesting than what this can only be called PURE CRAP...........
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Venom (2018)
10/10
100% Thumbs Up.............
9 October 2018
Well what can I say? Other than take no notice to what others are saying about this being a flop, go and see it for yourself, make your own mind up and you'll realize that it's another great Marvel movie. Takes about 30-35mins for the action to kick in (Eddie and the symbiote to join forces) but when it does and the creation of Venom happens, it's non-stop action there after. The special effects are out of this world and the banter between Eddie and Venom has some funny laughts. Again take no notice to what the boring so called movie buffs are saying about this being a flop, believe me if this was the case I would say so. Don't miss out get the the flicks and watch one of this years great Marvel movies.
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How It Ends (2018)
6/10
How it Starts?
16 July 2018
Would have been a lot more stars than I've given, but from the star it never tells you how or what had happened to start all this (was it a war, virus or extraterrestrial), nor does it tell you what happens at the end, it just keeps you hanging. Hate movies that does this why can't all movies be just like "The Shawshank Redemption" on for 2hrs 20mins and tells you everything about the movie from start to finish, doesn't have you hanging if anything has you wanting more when the movie has ended.
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1/10
Wacked Out & Soooooo Boring
8 April 2018
From the preview it looked like it was going to be a cracking movie (though on the lines of 8MM) but was I ever so wrong. Stayed up until 3am to watch this and when you see a movie these days that only last for around 90mins that tell you's what sort of movie it is going to be. I give this 1 Star as you can't give a zero or even a negitive score, so 1 Star will have to do and I'm being nice. Some people might like this and if they do there just as wacked out as the movie is. Hopfuly if I live to a ripe old age of around 90, I'll look back at these 90mins and then say to myself I wish or even could do with them 90mins back now. Anyway live and learn, 1 more movie scratched off my never to watch again list.
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Rogue Strike (2014)
1/10
Very CHEAPLY Made
26 June 2015
Budget: $7,000,000 (estimated)? Where did this Money go? Was it Say $1,000 on the Movie, Say $100,000 on the Cast that know one as heard of before or yes and $6,899,000 on the Actor that has past his sell by date who is too over paid "Eric Roberts"..........Don't waste your time. I didn't even watch it all it was that bad. (Pile of CR*P). Only give it 1 out of 10 because there was no 0. Would rather watch paint dry. And have decided to stop watching any movie from now on with the Actor "Eric Roberts" in, as the last time he was in anything watchable was "The Expendables" and that was only because of the supporting cast "Sylvester Stallone, Jason Statham, Jet Li, Dolph Lundgren".
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You're Next (2011)
1/10
You're Next (2011) more like You're Daft for watching this.......
16 January 2014
Watched this last night with the wife and yet again another film what was hyped up and yet again another "Horror" Movie which was a total let down. This was that bad ended up hitting the fast forward button again and had to watch the end but couldn't wait for the ending just so I could delete this CRAP from my media player. Well not to spoil this for you sorry soles who will want to watch this but I knew what and who about 30mins into this and read this so called horror like a book that's how bad this was and for it to Gross: $18,474,268 well a lot of people must've been easily pleased or been thinking how can I get my money refunded for this crap. Just can't get my head around how it took nearly 3 years for this to come to the cinema as this was made in 2011 maybe the movie was that bad someone who made this tried to get there names taken from the credits and failed hence the 2/3 year wait....Well lets hope the movie will go missing and if I never see it again for another 3 years that again won't be sooner enough....Another movie that only gets 1 out of 10 and that again is because IMDb does not have a minus for the movie scoring or this CRAP would have been a lot less...Do something a lot better with your free time and stay well clear of this......You have been warned......................
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The Wicked (2013 Video)
1/10
The Wicked (2013)........Should had been called "The Awful".
4 January 2014
Watched this about 2 months ago and me and the wife sat with a glass of wine each really looking forward to watching this. We had watch a trailer before hand and by the movie sleeve and info it all sounded good were we wrong what a pile of Cr*p wasted what was 95mins of life and it was one of those that you sat there thinking its got to get better it doesn't we even at half way point started to fast forward the movie just to see if it did get any better and again never did out of the 95mins I would say we painfully watched about say 20mins the rest was just on fast forward really just to get to the end and when it finished we both looked at each other and said WTF. Again if you are wanting to watch a good "Witch Horror" flick then stay well clear of this sh*t i've only given this movie a "1" because there wasn't a "zero" or "minus zero" or would have given it a lot less. So just to recap STAY WELL CLEAR OF THIS CR*P....You have been warned.
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